WHO SHOT THE BEAR?

An eighty year old man was having his annual check-up and the
doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never felt better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old
bride who's pregnant and having my child!  What do you think
about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell
you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed
a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he
accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a
grizzly bear appeared in front of him. He raised up his umbrella,
pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know
what happened?"

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

"The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must
have shot that bear!"

"That's kind of what I'm getting at." replied the doctor.