On that note:

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Where is my mind??

"Smelly Smegma"

I think that aliases are the best. They are so funny sometimes. I'm laughing before I even click the link.

Re: Great Screen Names

some good ones:

ob/gyn kanobi

bareback obama

existential lay