This is a JOKE!!

Three midgets were sitting in a bar commiserating about their stature.  When the first one had difficulty getting a grip on the pony bottle, his colleague commented just how small his hands are.  "Those may be the smallest hands in the world!!"  The second midget tried to console him by saying "I may just have the smallest feet in the world!!"  The third one got up to go take a wizz.  His buddies followed as well and as they were taking their pisses, the first two midgets couldn't help notice how small the third midget's dick was.  "That may just be the smallest pecker in the World!"

When they got back to the bar, the bartender overheard their comments about their respective smallness and suggested they check with Guinness to see if they qualified as world's smallest in each of their respective categories.  "Great idea!" and off they went to the Guinness HQ.

The first one went into the measurement verification room.  When he came out, the bells rang and he was jumping for joy..."I really do have the smallest hands in the world!"   Second one went in, and like his little buddy, he came out with the same results...."Woo-Hoo, I'm in the book with the World's Smallest Feet!"  

Figuring to join his pals in Guinness fame, the third one went in to the measurement room and happily dropped his drawers.  But his return to the lobby was in silence.  He was in tears as his buddies asked, "What happened???  No way you're not going to be in the book!!"  

He replied:

"WHO THE HELL IS PIMPTRUTH??"