Have you ever had someone say or do something that made you go, "hmmmmmmmm.. "
Recently I met someone. He was nice. Everything was fun. After we finished up the sexy time he asked if he could play a song on his laptop that he wanted to hear. I said, sure ...why not? He says that he loves this song. It's all piano. He asks if I know where the song is from. I say, Hmm.. I don't think so. He says, so quickly and with such seriousness, "it's the opening theme song to American Psycho."
I thought this thread was going to be about hummers. Reminds me of a certain provider down there who periodically hums whenever she is in an oral kind of way with me... kinda like she's trying to talk to it. LOL
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