Arriving  McCarren in 2 hours.  Need Uber-Ho pick-up service.  
Must drive an automatic.  Don't want ya confusing the stick shift.  Preferably a blonde, brunette, red-headed or black hair.  Vanilla or chocolate flavored.  Big or small titties.  Clean shaven...no biker chics.  Maybe later.  Text, call or email me.  I'm Ebola-free.   Finally!

Of course, I only travel with carry-on!   But hey, it all worked out.  One of the hottie partygirls arrived 10 minutes behind me.  So we hooked up, went and got my rental Lambo; then picked up another Monger buddy arriving from the slopes of Alta!  Just call me Uber-Pig!!  Let the Party weekend begin!!   That dashing young lad from Baaaawston area is in-flight.....JulietBowls, or something like that!  Flight's even ahead of schedule!  I'm guessing he's peddling fast as he can!!