Well, the yellow and green shirt with the big buttons has to go right away. Sometimes I drape it over the lamp to get that wild colors 60s atmosphere. The pants stand fine on their own. I just shuck the 'spenders and walk right out of them.

The multi colored hair has to stay. I don't do nuthin without the hair. It's me, you know? Besides, the gals love it. The super perm style. 'Gives her a thrill to look down and believe she's got her natural look back, and it's a rainbow.

The nose is optional. It freaks the gal sometimes because they occasionally imagine Rudolph the Reindeer and start to cry. Hey, I don't know where that comes from either, but some of these broads, ya know? So, if I gotta take it off, I pinch it and use it to hold my cigar, and then I put it on the nightstand where they're both ready if I suddenly need em. Otherwise, the nose stays on, and the cigar stays, like me, well lit.

The shoes are GREAT for doggie. Once she's hopped on and I'm plugged in we're a Mo-bile team. I once ran the length of the Bellagio's 19th floor hallway in less than 28 seconds flat with one gal standin on the shoes an' leanin' forward like a 56 Plymouth hood ornament, and another gal ridin' my shoulders facing backward! I'd a done better but the gal wrapped around my face kept bangin into the overhead fixtures.

You should a heard us cumin down the hall! Both gals screamin. Although I'll admit, one from the bangin on the back of her head, and the other one cause she was flyin bent over face first,  and I was 'sposed to be steering, but all I could see was belly button.

Ahh, for the good old days. Guys, if you see a happy gal, look for the telltale whiteface paint on the inside of her thighs... shit, spilled my drink...

-- Modified on 6/18/2006 6:28:46 PM

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I have lost my pants in the elevator on the way to the room ..........lol.....

Re:Instant POLL! Clothes!

as 4 me on a out call 1
and if she does a incall 5 time is $$$$$  you know