Yeah I know, I'm late; get over it.  This board has lost it's shine lately.  It's beginning to become a great resource to find a restaurant or get directions to an oil change shack, but not so much for finding stink for my hang-low.

I WANT PUSSY, can change my own damn oil, and Dominos delivers.  So, who wants to bring me some sex, or just start an internet bitch-fest?

Oh, and I've been offered a job as a pimp too in case anybody wants to pay me to get you laid.

Flame on motherfuckers.

Don't think your post fits the posting guidelines. it's battering and rude and doesn't have any substance to it but negativity and rage in hopes of starting a problem.  Hope your day gets better.

WOW... some tues do .... I and we prefer indi ... in the rat race!
I will bring my ambition to you... let me 702-241-7079

You sure about this?  You are one classy lady, you sure you want to get involved with someone comng out of the gate with this much drama? Good luck!

Do I have to blog about this now? Are you going to be on time or will your 'service' be like this, delivering Wednesday what was ordered for Tuesday? Will the pictures be as outdated as your post today?

I get so tired of having to straighten out the whole fucking industry. Just imagine how tough that would be if I still had paying clients.

Hey - 'fucking industry'. I made a joke. That costs extra. PAY UP ASSHOLE

I think I heard that from one of the locals.

My bitches service is top notch.  She might be late, but she'll take your money and be gone before you miss your kidney.  Best part is that she posts here all the time and tells you dumb asses that she's independent.  I even faked a couple reviews for her, so you'll think she's legit.

Your as fake as your bitch's orgasms. I'm the only real one here - or anywhere else for that matter. You're all a bunch of made up fake-ass losers and i'd prove it if it didn't mean coming out in the open. Wait til I blog about you, the 37 people who read my shit are all gonna be on my side. And that's what this is all really about, isn't it?

You lose. *gazing at the pork chop on your plate*

You gonna eat that?

Those fat losers with their beer bellies and receding hairline can't tell the difference.  Well, there was a review with a 4, but most guys don't know any better.

Besides, your bitch is fat and a man-hater and she's got almost 30 reviews.  You couldn't fake all of them, so some loser is falling for that pile of shit.  Does she bring her own pork chop?

BTW, my bitch posted right above this one, and I'm not afraid to say it.  Those pussies will still call and ask to jack off on her feet.

Yeah, bring on da pussy!

At least my bitches can shave all by themselves.
No need for mirrors and a fork lift.

SO WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU FUCKING?

Sit there all high and mighty time challenged pimpass wanna be pile of dogmeat voodoo hoodoo who knew who the fuck are you anyway why in the fucking world would you even bother with this fucking shit on a Wednesday when you knowq GOOD AND GODDAMN WELL TRAIN WRECKS ARE ONLY ALLOWED ON TUESDAYS.

Fucking wanna be's.

an that. Wottafookinlahoozeher

So get your back into some livin', baba.

I don't need to be forgiven.

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I got one ho on her knees and another waiting in line.
When you fill up that little trolley car with a couple of ho's, then you can talk your shit.

I will send you my leftovers.

You came to the right place! Let's discuss your business plan, respect for the ladies, and the fact you're a mother-fucking cum-guzzling-gutterslut!

First off, TimeChallenged. Is that a handle? Or the fact you can't get a dick down your throat fast enough? Just sayin'!

I seen your fucking business plan. Better stick with McDonald's. Again, just sayin'!

One of your lady's posted above? Which is that, so we know WHO to avoid.

She might be a fucking great lady, but obviously doesn't have sense enough to stay away from your stupid fucking ass!

Bra, I can appreciate you wanting to get rich on someone else's fucking ass. Literally, in your case. But you got it all fucking wrong!

Noone here digs a pimp. Especially one that professes to such.

However, if you owned and ran a respectable escort service, LV100Proof comes to mind, and actually contributed to the fucking boards and had many great reviews, THEN maybe your stupid fucking ass might be taken seriously.

Otherwise, you're just a fucking lowlife. IMHO, of course!

'I WANT PUSSY'... You probably wouldn't know what to do with it once it stares you in the fucking face!

Hence your lack of fucking respect of women and the trade some of them chose.

You're just a fucking wanna be playa. Might talk a few little young hotties into spreading their legs so you can fucking live large. But sooner or later, they'll get wise to your fucking ass and go Indy.

Then fucking what?

Back to McDonald's you go, asking if they wanna 'Supersize' that!

I can go on, man!

Let me know, mother-fucker!  

,....what's a nice girl like you doing in a post like this?


No alias for me
JP

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I was bringing light to the shine we had supposed  LOST ... so I was trying to state, my independence could only be meet through my ambitions.  Which may have counseled him for an hourly rate for that stink low issue we really don't get paid the big bucks for ... though I could manage such status for anyones fetish!  Cause I got my own (fetish) for a hang-low!  Though I'm not going to get all tied up in the lil leauges though. If he knew anything about the majors he'd know the world wouldn't HELP him.  Make it through seven games.  Even if his game (past tense) was that good.  I think my comrades will soldier on without the musky Pitts wherever that smells coming from...

I think water's will settle... if he even made a $plash!  

But I'd have to out myself to do so.  We've met more than once, and I think you've got the stuff.  Those fat losers don't deserve your treats like I do.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TO REVEAL OR OFF YOURSELF?

Redneck cuntry. Nor do I partake en anythang that might construe that infact I am a redneck.

What in the good God's graces would make you say a thang like that, if I might be so inclined to ask ya all?

Shit! Ya all thank I'm some cuntry bumpkin? Just here for ya all to pick on when ya ain't got nuttin' better to do?

Gawddam! Ya know, ya piss me right the hell off!

Ya all can kiss my mutha fuckin ass! Shit!

Someone might construe me as 'part' Redneck. The ol' man is from Indiana, a little town no one ever heard of unless you've been there.

He went to school in the first grade at one end of the building, and graduated at the other end.

When my sister and I went to visit our Grandma a while back, my dad's best friend in high school was mayor at the time, and met him at the bar he owned.

I know. Me? Bars?

It really is a funny story, and would share thru PM...

Peace!