Honestly... It's been quite some time that I went Sober for more then three weeks without a drink. Going as long without getting laid is just as tough and I'm having some crazy whacky dreams.
...guess it jest sux that you've not be screened for the party! In fact, last I checked, I think I'm the ONLY one cleared. What will I do with all those lovelies!! Woo is me! Oh Hell Yea!!
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