Someday when our Puritan heritage finally fades and nobody cares what consenting adults do in private there will be a Hookers Hall of Fame. Of course it will be located in Lost Wages.

I can see it now. Above the doorway will be Nikki's bust because she is simply the best ever. Inside towering over you will be LJ Montana standing at parade rest. (Did you know that Lackland AFB still has weekly parades in her honor?) Off to the side on her knees will be Angella Masters.

In the memorial room will be Roxy and then Veronica jabbering away in German. Even Bruce will be there as the only reputable service in town.

The game room will feature Sydney of course and standing next to the pool table will be Roxanne ready to chalk your cue. Tara's bust won't be there because she didn't show up for her sitting.

I'm sure I've missed some so feel free to add your favorites.

I don`t want to take anything away from your post as it is a GREAT one!!! Just speaking for myself... I think there are better choices of words rather than hookers?!? How about "ladies", "courtesans", "companions" or even "a friend"?!? Just my 2 cents and everyone is entitled to there own...

      Love, peace and joy to ALL...

                                 Tia!!! xoxo

I think the whole thoery here would be great marketing and drawing in the people to such an attraction. Not exactly the NFL Hall of Fame, but there has to be a draw. lol How do these match up for names in sound?

Courtesans Hall of Fame
Companions Hall of Fame
Friends Hall of Fame
Ladies Hall of Fame
Hookers Hall of Fame

You have to have a good tag line to properly market this hall of fame. A sort of "hook" so to speak (no pun intended).

It would be interesting to see what other busts others can come up with. They do have to be unique. uuummmmmm

I understand your point but I think General Hooker wouldn't have had a problem with it. Honestly, I wasn't trying to be disrespectful...but more along the point that Smarty made.

How's that? Even so unhappiness with the term Hooker is just falling into the Puritan trap. Where casual sex is a sin against God.

I look forward to the day when Ladies are proud to say they are a hooker and a good one too. One that complies with all OSHA requirements.

Doing it properly on a step ladder or how about a fork lift. Yeah Baby!!! You go OSHA

I would love to see an interactive room with say a lifelike "bust"  of Kelli or Theresa's ass positioned at waist level.  Visitors could "suit up"  and see if they could "Gape that Asshole"  Scores would be measured in "diameter gaped."  Of course the gift shop could sell life size blow up dolls too

But if you say "provider" to Joe Average, he doesn't have the slightest idea what the hell you're talking about.  "Hooker", on the other hand...

I remember the 70's when hookers were happy.  We are all friends here, if you can't say it here you can't say it anywhere.  Nikki Avalon,LJ, Angella and bruce's girls?  I say, not only yes, but HELL YES!!