Jesus... this is getting ridiculous...  

Every other post on this board has turned into an ISO or I'm visiting Las Vegas and are there any respected providers going to be available such and such weekend?  

DUH!!! Of course there are going to be some respected providers around in Las Vegas whatever weekend you decide to show up in Las Vegas. WTF? You think this is no name little city Kansas?

I'm here on the LV board having a good time and you have to post on the discussion boards because you can't afford some VIP access and do some research on what you like?

You ladies that respond and pander to the "yeah... I do that fucking in the pink bunny outfit" and then everything else somebody asks for should stop and think a little about how desperate for business you sound. (Yeah... you know who you are.)

Sorry... I just have to rant how stupid the LV board has gotten with this BEESE.  

The LV board should be the epitome of this industry in intelligence and knowledge when it comes to fun but lately.... It's just plain stupid.

Damn... I miss the days when everybody would jump all over the stupid questions on TER and have some fun.

"I'm in search of somebody who will suck my balls while I suspend from the tightrope between the Mirage and the The Wynn while they whistle dixie." ... Yeah... I do that!!!

Just fucking stupid and I have to rant about this nonsense considering long, long, long ago I got railed for a stupid question for being a stupid newbie.... and it was actually fun.

Of course.. back then.. TER was a blast and hours of entertainment just reading the posts before the characters got booted off.

Whatever.. thanks for reading my rant before I get booted off of TER. Learned a lot.. met the best ladies of my life and had a lot of fun.

Just saying that I used to be able to punch up this board and have a great laugh. Loads of ladies with incredible personality would not be afraid to respond to stupid questions with sarcastic answers.

Are any ladies going to be in Las Vegas during such and such weekend in September?

SERIOUSLY???

Does a Bear shit in the woods?

Cheers

On another note... I'm pretty damn receptive on getting laid right now

its only 1030am here in London! lol

Since you are so funny...yeah I would lick your balls wile hanging from the ceiling lol (smile

Serena xxx

this guy who was looking to"pie in the face providers"  and not the kida cream pie i we usually see in porn he wants to smash whip cream pies in providers faces-
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewall.asp?BoardID=14&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&Search=clown&SearchType=1&DayFrom=300&DayTo=0&MessageID=44135&frmSearch=1#44135

 
On the topic of all the ISO post beside those crazy fetish requests I think mabey it makes some guys feel special to post an ISO ad then recieve a ton responses from pretty girls wanting to meet you.lol I kinda like the idea and sometimes the random posts by these guys are just too funny.we should start a "best of " ISO thread haha

 
 I must say this though I have gotten quite a few great dates with cool people by responding to an ISO post!I dont think it looks desperate since the main reason most of the providers participate on the boards in the first place is to network and find new clients.

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Wow... Nice to hear from you....  

Glad I'm entertaining because you are on my bucket list. I was going to try to set something up with you next time I'm in London... NO ISO posts needed before I show up because I already know what I want.

Nice to know that when I get there you will be hanging from the ceiling while I peel off whatever you are wearing...

Should be tons of fun

The ISO pies in the face while getting a troll stuffed up their ass requests are certainly understanding because that's just not searchable as far as I know.  

But the ISO respectable providers in Las Vegas during such and such time over and over is just ludicrous.  

"I think mabey it makes some guys feel special to post an ISO ad then recieve a ton responses from pretty girls wanting to meet you."

You are probably right...  

I'm on other boards though and I just don't see it every other post like in Vegas. Hell.. my next trip to London and no ISO post needed... I already know who I want to see.

Geez... I'm in search of some hottie in Vegas who will hang from the ceiling and lick my balls right now...

Lol..

My top 10 are all asleep... or ignoring my phone calls. Not sure. Did not think it was too late when I started this venture.

Serena is in London so that's not going work.

Lilly... No idea where this little hottie came from. 32 nice reviews.... I must be slacking because Lilly is a little cutie and I have no idea how she got underneath my radar. She has the look that I love.

Jennifer Blue? Well... No HH as far as I'm concerned because Jennifer does not answer her phone!

Dammit!! I'm on BP right now....

Somebody save my Arse!

If not.. I'm sure I'll have a good story to share... LOL!

Cheers

...than the casino girls.

If you've been drinking, run her by me first, I'll help keep you safe.

I totally understand what you're saying.  But there are a few things to consider here...

First of all, one of my patrons told me that when clients post "ISO" requests, they are flattered when companions take the time to respond online.  He told me that it makes the client feel good, turned on, etc..  So I suppose for some patrons searching for XYZ companion, s/he just might find that perfect companion through the boards here.

Secondly, it's unfair to label or judge the providers who respond as sounding desperate.  I know some of them and they are very friendly, smart and business oriented so they want to make sure that they remain recognized and remembered in this industry and on the boards.  Nothing wrong with that IMO.  

Lastly, I have been around for a while and I've witnessed the evolution of the boards.  Just look at my reviews to see my history!    I agree, discussions have changed...I really enjoyed how discussion boards used to be but of course, nothing stays the same.  Even the private, invite-only boards I used to be involved with have vanished.  It's up to us to keep it at least somewhat interesting here, make new friends, learn from and support each other.  Sure, the "ISO" questions will never cease, but that shouldn't drive any of us away from participating on a discussion board full of so many other resources and info

I've only been on the boards for a year now, I wouldn't consider myself a rookie but not much of a veteran either and I have made my fair share of mistakes here... Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't one of the great things about this board is to help us learn more about the hobbie? Both provider/ hobbyist ?? And if I want to be helpful and answer an iso on the discussion board that makes me desperate ?? Seems a bit harsh, but then again were all entitled to  our own opinion ..... Happy hunting!!!

September 26, 2011   I'm sure he's RAOTFLHAO at this board.  Well, either that or he's looking for an on-line connection so he can post s'more "bitch-slappin'"    RIP my friend!

For example the post about September... I will be out of the country the first part of September but will be in town that last weekend so why not respond? I understand why guys write those posts with specific dates as it saves them time emailing individual providers and then finding out they're not in town!

Also, responding to posts puts my name back out there on the boards... I don't respond to posts that don't relate to me but it is a good way to keep my profile out there and I have met many clients because I did post...

But I will try harder to be more creative in my answers!

I don't have a pink bunny outfit but have pink fluffy chaps!! And I love people who come up with creative out-of-the-box scenarios...

I was out on the town last night and horny... not sitting around reading TER... texting is always a good way to see if girls are available... try me next time!!!

when everyone who participates on a board is not like yourself. Have fun.....

Somebody was horny at 1:30a.    LOL!

Got your number saved in my little black phone, so I'm armed and ready for your super late night booty call!

Well, you never told us if you got what you were looking for last night?

The ISO post and all the ladies jumping on it. They seem so desperate , but the guys that post those are just as desperate I suppose ! Lol I just scratch my head in wonder !

R.I.P Smarty. I am glad he took the time to school me on a lot before he went away. I think he was more than right about a lot of things because I am seeing what he was talking about more and more. And I wasn't his ATF but he sure helped me a lot when I first got started all the way up until he went for surgery with advice and support.  So yeah he has got to be cracking up on the other side.  

Lol.. You got that right!

Looking forward to next time...

Thanks! Good thing it ended up all good this time around. Lol..

"Secondly, it's unfair to label or judge the providers who respond as sounding desperate."

You are right about this LynetteMarie... My apologies. Just got caught up in a rant after a night out on the town and not getting "lucky"

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A few thoughts:
1. A look at the first ten pages of the forum shows fewer than two 'ISO's per page.
2. Since 'ISO' is the title, they are easy to skip.
3. It provides a way to find providers that search will not find but are not in the 'pink bunny suit' category, for example: "5'2'' or less, 21 inch waist, DD bolt ons, likes RG" Reasonable request, good luck searching for it.

I have had two very good experiences that I would not have had if not for 'ISO' responses.
However, I did enjoy reading your post as it was entertaining.  

Everyone be safe and smart!