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JackthatJack 892 reads
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Da Crew rides again

DoctorGonzo1316 reads

Not sure really... there was a rumor he died, but that was just a rumor... then there was a rumor he found religion and was serving as a Chaplain in a minimum facility women's prison in Van Nuys, CA... that wasn't true either... although he did light Lindsey Lohan's cigaret one day in the courtyard.  
Oh NO he didn't!!! Lies! Lies I tell you, all lies!!!

Truth is, Angel girl had me tied up in her closet for the last 3 years. I was her sinful pleasure and her pulpy fiction. Yeah, that's the ticket. Yeah.
Sigh..... if ONLY!!! My life woulda been alot easier. Hmmm... mmmayyybe.

But now that I have convinced you this really is me, (I mean who else types like a "stoner" thinks he talks?)

Hello Vegas... its been too long since I've gotten completely debauched unhinged and otherwise lost in Bat Country on the way to Sin City in search of the Great American Dream... I got the Great Red Shark loaded up (almost as loaded up as *I* am), Raoul Duke is already taking potshots at the lizards and everybody knows who and what is in the trunk.

I'm ready. Is Vegas? Are you?

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Ol_Desperado1107 reads

No need for Reid's Billion Dollar express train when there's the SuperXXXpress Trike on the road, eh?  Good to hear from ya, man!

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marinesgt1029 reads

How are you doing you old reprobate?  Have been wondering about you and even B3.  Wish I could get out to LV, maybe one of these days. About time for a wild party, if Angel girl will let you out. Keep all three wheels on the concrete!

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bootycallhottie964 reads

Were loaded up and will heading out soon also.  Now you make sure you wait till I get there before you start up with all your debauchery!!!!!

Looking forward to a great weekend

Dee

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undertheradar2956 reads

I know what you mean about Angel.. She locks me in a closet each trip to Vegas. Boy is that fun!!
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JackthatJack893 reads

Da Crew rides again

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InspectorMorse919 reads

You've stayed away too long.  Good to hear you're alright.

Too bad I'm no longer in Las Vegas.

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WebTerrorist991 reads

Gonzo, Jack, B3, Mathezar, and the local lesbian are having an orgy, fueled by Patron....
The night is young, wish I was....
Ya'll don't know what you're missin'. *grin*

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KirstenO874 reads

I am so there if you are hosting the party,,,

Miss you,

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kiwigirl925 reads

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Alan Shore888 reads

The business has trundled on just fine, but the parties have lacked your "par-tay" atmosphere. Glad to hear that you're not 3 loose wheels in the ditch and a long red stripe...

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Ol_Desperado973 reads

I dunno....but on a f&ckboard, use of words that rhyme with erection are allowed. no?

Your show was cancelled what, 2 years ago?  How's Denny

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vmtgbroker997 reads

use to have the best Meet and Greets of all time! I can only hope and pray that might all happen again!  :)

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outerlimits787825 reads

lot of names i have not seen in a long time, had to blow the dust off the account and give a shout

glad to see all is well  

outerlimits

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