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I'm not even sure how to reply to this. Considering I deal with people face to face every day.

Hello!

You really do get easily upset when things don't go your way. No big deal except you kinda said that us escorts should be able to handle all insults hurled at us.

Your reply was super trollish. That condescending sarcastic try to be funny, but didn't really work.

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A review posted on Oct 2 says the escort peed all over the bed at the request of a customer who said it's a turn on for him. This got me worried about hotel beds. What is done when the housekeeper notices a wet mattress smelling foul?

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Drumsticks805 reads

...her shoes.   ;)  :D

                                                     My little buddy likes it too

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borabora881 reads

To each his own. Whatever turns you on. Not being critical or judgmental. Just thinking of what housekeeping would do to make the bed suitable for the next guest.

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Of course, I am a novice, I admit. So, I seek knowledge from the more experienced people like you. I am not a Diamond Medallion or a Million Miler in this field. I am an average Joe who tries an occasional lightweight fun. I will never scale the heights you have reached in this field. Neither do I aspire to emulate your accomplishments. Average Joes like me will never attain the recognition you have in this field. Good for you, Sir. Please forgive us who live in the ordinary world for asking dumb questions.

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Posted By: borabora
Of course, I am a novice, I admit. So, I seek knowledge from the more experienced people like you. I am not a Diamond Medallion or a Million Miler in this field. I am an average Joe who tries an occasional lightweight fun. I will never scale the heights you have reached in this field. Neither do I aspire to emulate your accomplishments. Average Joes like me will never attain the recognition you have in this field. Good for you, Sir. Please forgive us who live in the ordinary world for asking dumb questions.
ignore that other poster, not sure what his deal is with that dumbass response, it added no value to the topic

you asked a valid question,

would housekeeping notice the bed at all is what I would be concerned about?

if the session happened sometime before they arrive then it may well soak into the mattress and not be detectable

or they would investigate when the next guest complains

providers that offer golden showers and other heavily fluid type sessions usually cover the mattress

if she didnt have her equipment with her then who knows

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borabora626 reads

Thanks. I stay in top tier hotels. Rooms are cleaned very well daily. Bathrooms are impeccably cleaned. I never had a concern about what might be underneath bedsheets until I read this review that said the call girl peed "all over the bed" to please the John who said it's a turn on for him. It got me thinking what if I am the guest checking in the next day. What if the next guests include a child. How does housekeeping sanitize the bed. My question was fairly simple.

One call girl and a few hardcore Johns somehow perceived this simple query as an attack on their closed world. There were attacks with foul language and name-calling. As people who live in the regular world and only venture into this activity occasionally, our perspectives might not align with those living in a cacooned narrow world of referrals, verifications, white lists, and constant worry about health, disease, law enforcement, safety, ratings, and reviews, and discounts, medallion status, and living in secrecy.

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Drumsticks639 reads

...this advice from me, please. First, learn the difference between a lady Provider and a blackjack dealer. Their professions differ vastly and cannot be compared. You lack basic respect and insight into a woman's viewpoint and a Provider's branding to ensure her a certain level of class in her clients. No one remembers the blackjack dealer from the night before but we men remember the women who entered our lives forever.

Second, you are very thin skinned. You criticize Providers for not having thick skin when dealing with disrespectful clients but you can't even take getting a bit of shit from other guys on this board because of your silly post! Talk about a hypocrite! You've had at least 3 posts removed from this thread because the responses you've received from the more experienced guys hurt your feelings. Awwwww...... poor baby. :(   Suck it up.  

Alyssa's response is very forthright. Your hotel room is awash with remnants of other people's bodily fluids. Unless you enjoy staying at fleabag motels, I can assure you that no respectable upscale hotel would allow a foul smelling mattress to remain in their room. But, if you're really interested in buying one, I hear that they sell them on Craigslist.   :D

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borabora629 reads

...interacting once in a while with people outside this cacooned world? This could help you develop a different perspective. Please try.

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Alyssa Marie450 reads

I'm not even sure how to reply to this. Considering I deal with people face to face every day.

Hello!

You really do get easily upset when things don't go your way. No big deal except you kinda said that us escorts should be able to handle all insults hurled at us.

Your reply was super trollish. That condescending sarcastic try to be funny, but didn't really work.

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borabora488 reads

Sure you do. You are talking about meeting people as part of this profession. Not exactly what I had in mind. See you sense sarcasm when wasn't any. Genuine hope that you would then learn to appreciate that people in the broader world do not always have your views.

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You might learn to think and react like people in the broader world, Sir, if you ventured out of this cacooned world once in a while. This much effort for what? Good for you if are getting a 10% discount from the lady.

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borabora457 reads

It's a special type of cocoon that defines the world of a CAll girl.

Brrakfast time. I am off.

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Drumsticks551 reads

Awww...ain't he cute?!

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borabora427 reads

You posted a selfie? I was under the impression that only call girls are allowed to post selfies here, not Johns and Jeffries.  

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                                               Awww...ain't he cute?!

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borabora447 reads

Urban dictionary 2015 Fall

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ezeedude123489 reads

well i did look it up
and none of them DEFINED the CACCOON I MENTIONED BELOW. Which is a wrap around , that you cover yourself in , when you go on bed to avoid bed bugs and other material, fluids on the bed. The only opening is at the top.  

Here are some of the urban dictionary definitions from your funk and wagnell

1Cocoon
When someone is at a party and they pass out, then everyone else ejaculates on them. Then when they wake up in the morning, they have to break out of their cocoon.
We totally cocooned t

 
2cocoon
sex in a hammock or other cocoon shaped object
last night me and my wife bought a hammock and set it up in the backyard and cocooned.

3cocoon
The sexual act of one man being sandwiched between two naked obese women in such a way that only his face, nose and/or mouth is exposed.
I took a shot of Jack and the next thing I know I'm cocooning with these two broads who have probably never turned down a desert.

4cocoons
the act of wrapping oneself in a doona and/or blanket and trying to wrap somebody else up to, by only using a rolling motion
Ben was innocently writing his thesis, when LittleNell came in and started playing cocoons, they both fell off the bed
5
Cocoon
slang term for a woman's female sex organ; a woman's vagina
My wife was so frisky last night and asked me to cum in her cocoon.  

Would you like to put your hand in my cocoon and feel how warm it is?  

 i left out the hater ones

so which one is it ?

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borabora409 reads

Wait for it to be widely published. Takes a couple of months after a new word is coined. Nice effort looking up. Cheers!

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Alyssa Marie744 reads

It's rude to destroy property that doesn't belong to you.
Unless one has brought a waterproof mattress liner then they should partake in water sports in the tub.
Sometimes I would love to sneak my dogs in without paying the cleaning fee since I am convinced that
1) my dogs are cleaner then most people
2) I doubt they use that to hire a professional cleaning service, but...
I pay the fee because I wouldn't want someone to come in next that has allergies and my dogs be the reason that they can't breathe.

What does housekeeping do?
You'll have to ask them.

Just remember.. People uncontrollably sweat. People fart. People walk barefoot and then walk on the floor. People drool. There are many other things that people do that may gross you out.

I know someone who puts the ice bag over his remote control. Whatever works best for you.

If you check in to a room and use your urine and other body fluids detector and it comes back positive, call downstairs and let them know and ask to switch rooms.

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MfSD531 reads

"Just remember.. People uncontrollably sweat. People fart. People walk barefoot and then walk on the floor. People drool. There are many other things that people do that may gross you out. "

 
Based on my experience, sharp objects on the floor (tacks, staples, paperclips) are the biggest danger. Bring your own slippers or stay at a place that provides them with your room. I take the comforter off when I get in the room and never use it again, because they only have them cleaned periodically (but they do change the sheets). Put towels on the bed when you're doing it, clean the TV remotes with alcohol pads, and for Pete's sake stop farting.

I had a recent encounter with a lady that was a squirter. Soaked thru the towels and the sheets. So I had to strip the bed and use the extra blanket to sleep in. Fortunately it was my last night in the room. I'm guessing room service didn't appreciate that, but I did leave a 20 dollar tip on the night stand

MfSD>>>>

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borabora465 reads

Thanks. As your last paragraph said, we often find it disgusting to sleep in sheets tainted by our own and partner's fluids. God knows what it means for the next guest.
 

Posted By: MfSD
"Just remember.. People uncontrollably sweat. People fart. People walk barefoot and then walk on the floor. People drool. There are many other things that people do that may gross you out. "  
   
   
 Based on my experience, sharp objects on the floor (tacks, staples, paperclips) are the biggest danger. Bring your own slippers or stay at a place that provides them with your room. I take the comforter off when I get in the room and never use it again, because they only have them cleaned periodically (but they do change the sheets). Put towels on the bed when you're doing it, clean the TV remotes with alcohol pads, and for Pete's sake stop farting.  
   
 I had a recent encounter with a lady that was a squirter. Soaked thru the towels and the sheets. So I had to strip the bed and use the extra blanket to sleep in. Fortunately it was my last night in the room. I'm guessing room service didn't appreciate that, but I did leave a 20 dollar tip on the night stand  
   
 MfSD>>>>

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Drumsticks486 reads

...high heat or an anti bacterial application. Travel hack: your hotel's exercise facility likely has anti bacterial wipes available in dispensers. Grab a few and use them to wipe the surfaces in your hotel room and pay special attention to the TV remote, reported as being the highest depository of bacteria. Ewwww!

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Alyssa Marie507 reads

He doesn't fill the bag with ice.
He takes the bag, empty and puts the remote in it.
He then ties the bag so the remote is inside.

I'm not sure if he touches the remote to put it in the bag..  
I'll have to get back to you.

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Posted By: Alyssa Marie
He doesn't fill the bag with ice.  
 He takes the bag, empty and puts the remote in it.  
 He then ties the bag so the remote is inside.  
   
 I'm not sure if he touches the remote to put it in the bag..  
 I'll have to get back to you.
that's either really funny or really sad

in a shop or other environment where the remote can get dirty and greasy etc I can understand, but at home . . . hmmm

is your client Monk ?

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Alyssa Marie490 reads

Lol, who has an ice bag at their home?

This happens in hotels, people!

Remote controls are actually the most disgusting thing in the room. I actually think he's pretty smart to wrap it up.

Quite the three replies for something so silly as not wanting to touch the dirty remote. Lol.

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esports99609 reads

I always spray two things on the bed and sofa.
They are bed bug spray and lysol spray.
Since so many people use these hotels rooms and come from different parts of the world.
You can never be too careful.

Posted By: borabora
A review posted on Oct 2 says the escort peed all over the bed at the request of a customer who said it's a turn on for him. This got me worried about hotel beds. What is done when the housekeeper notices a wet mattress smelling foul?

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JoeAFriday551 reads

There are some strains of bacteria which are resistant to heat / cold / and of course antibiotics. If a room has been infested with bedbugs, two sure way of eradicating them, VERY high temperature cleaning, or multiple bug bombs.  

The first thing I do when I check into a hotel is inspect under the sheets, drawersn underneath the bed, nightstand for bed bugs. Luminol with UV light would be a tad overkill as there would be some things I'd rather be kept in the dark about.  

Bringing your own comforters / bed sheets / pillows / etc... would be the way to go if I was staying for more than a weekend

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borabora509 reads

Thanks for useful tips.

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borabora496 reads

Thanks. I hear many are taking such steps. I am not sure how well Lysol disinfects urine though. I never do things which would be harmful or inconsiderate to the next guest.

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I always spray two things on the bed and sofa.  
 They are bed bug spray and lysol spray.  
 Since so many people use these hotels rooms and come from different parts of the world.  
 You can never be too careful.  
   
Posted By: borabora
A review posted on Oct 2 says the escort peed all over the bed at the request of a customer who said it's a turn on for him. This got me worried about hotel beds. What is done when the housekeeper notices a wet mattress smelling foul?

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esports99464 reads

They also have the Lysol wipes too.
So Lysol Cleaning Solutions eliminates 99.9% of Germs · Kills 99.9% of Bacteria · Kills 99.9% of Viruses
I say it works on urine borabora!

Posted By: borabora
Thanks. I hear many are taking such steps. I am not sure how well Lysol disinfects urine though. I never do things which would be harmful or inconsiderate to the next guest.  
   
Posted By: bear96
I always spray two things on the bed and sofa.  
  They are bed bug spray and lysol spray.  
  Since so many people use these hotels rooms and come from different parts of the world.  
  You can never be too careful.  
     
Posted By: borabora
A review posted on Oct 2 says the escort peed all over the bed at the request of a customer who said it's a turn on for him. This got me worried about hotel beds. What is done when the housekeeper notices a wet mattress smelling foul?
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followme467 reads

The first thing yo do when walking into the room is start spraying all sorts of toxic chemicals all over the place.

Do you at least give her a hello kiss first

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esports99523 reads

Also I do this when I first come in and no provider is there.
It's nothing wrong with making sure the hotel room is clean and comfortable.
I think most providers would agree with me.

Posted By: followme
The first thing yo do when walking into the room is start spraying all sorts of toxic chemicals all over the place.  
   
 Do you at least give her a hello kiss first?  
   
 

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followme480 reads

you know exactly what that means.

I know and you know I know

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esports99435 reads

So stay on topic or move on man.

 

Posted By: followme
you know exactly what that means.  
   
 I know and you know I know.  
   
 


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followme398 reads

"So" you  expose yourself in "so" many ways.

"So" yes it is clear.  

"So" get back to me when you get back from vacation.

"So" You're Welcom

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ezeedude123535 reads

--- that is the LEAST of your worries, there is only one solution

COCOON

yep
bed bugs are spreading like crazy
in hotels throughout the land
 

Posted By: borabora
A review posted on Oct 2 says the escort peed all over the bed at the request of a customer who said it's a turn on for him. This got me worried about hotel beds. What is done when the housekeeper notices a wet mattress smelling foul?

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ed2000453 reads

The hotels's remedy can range from replacing the mattress or removing it until it's properly cleaned and dried. . .  all the way down to doing nothing except changing the cover or just flipping it over. The old saying that you get what you pay for (usually) really applies here. The potential remedy also involves the diligence of the housekeeping person, their training and whether they know their boss will have their back which of course goes back to management.

As far as other sanitary items mentioned above, I never use the bed spread. First thing I do when entering the room is take it off and place it in the corner. These rarely or infrequently get cleaned even in 5 star places. If there are bed bugs present you can usually discover this by pulling back all the sheets and examining the seams of the corners of the mattress, looking for dark or red spots. The signs are not always in the corners or seams. Sometimes the spots can be be out in the open. Even if the mattress looks clean, I never put my suitcase on the bed or floor. That's the best way to bring home some extra friends. If you later get bitten or discover you were exposed never go home without treating your suitcase and clothes.

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borabora462 reads

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I take some of the same precautions although the hotels are often top tier. You are right about the comforter.

Posted By: ed2000
The hotels's remedy can range from replacing the mattress or removing it until it's properly cleaned and dried. . .  all the way down to doing nothing except changing the cover or just flipping it over. The old saying that you get what you pay for (usually) really applies here. The potential remedy also involves the diligence of the housekeeping person, their training and whether they know their boss will have their back which of course goes back to management.  
   
 As far as other sanitary items mentioned above, I never use the bed spread. First thing I do when entering the room is take it off and place it in the corner. These rarely or infrequently get cleaned even in 5 star places. If there are bed bugs present you can usually discover this by pulling back all the sheets and examining the seams of the corners of the mattress, looking for dark or red spots. The signs are not always in the corners or seams. Sometimes the spots can be be out in the open. Even if the mattress looks clean, I never put my suitcase on the bed or floor. That's the best way to bring home some extra friends. If you later get bitten or discover you were exposed never go home without treating your suitcase and clothes.

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borabora558 reads

Do people here agree that, as a courtesy to the next guest, urine fetishes are better carried out in a tub or shower, where it easier to clean, and if bed is used for this fetish, consider using a rubber sheet?

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