I went to the neighborhood store to buy my supplies...
(condomoms,lubes,etc)
and well ofcourse as we know men come in small medium and large..
Not only that but there are different types of these necessities: Exctacy condoms (my personal favs) or lubricated,ribbed for his pleasure,her pleasure, and so on..
well Im on line to purchase my goodies...
What A LINE in front and behind!!!
I finally get up to the cashier..
She was  definately a senior citizen in her 70's and Ive known her for awhile(love her to pieces) .. Never bought this many supplies on her shift(she commented.."you are a busy girl..hehe"..
I look back and the line is getting longer because she doesnt care about how fast she rings customers up.. She just loves to see us regulars : )

I get to the counter hoping to get the sale expedited for obvious reasons...
Unfortunately , she needed a price check on the ribbed condoms and clearly announced it through the store ON THE LOUD SPEAKER!! ..
when she didnt get a response she announced again and said a name and the product.. With more details!!
No answer..
I look back at the line..
omg!!
Here comes a young guy smiling at me ..takes the box of condoms and runs and checks price..
complete the sale ..
and yes I was most embarassed and chuckling and the scenario..
LL