and Im a cleptomaniac. *giggles* I don't steal things that have any worth, I am more inclined to take things of momentous value. Usually it's something on your person, cute boxer shorts, shoe laces or that bottle of Old Spice that you have had in your travel bag for 3 years. But of my most recent date, his boxers were drab, no pennies in his loafers and the cologne was far too expensive to steal. So I took the Q-Tip holder from his bathroom, where it now resides in my new vanity in my bathroom. I gaze upon it and remember fondly the wonderful time we had together.

So gentlemen, I implore you, if you don't want to be chastied by the hotel for the ammenties that I steal in your honor, I beg you to wear bikini briefs or smiley face Joe Boxers that I can take on my merry way.

With Much Affection,
Lass

P.S. Please take the humor in this post for what it is...I did nab a Q-Tip holder and Cotton ball dispenser, but Damn they look good in my bathroom. *wink*

-- Modified on 2/8/2003 8:15:16 PM

So, you're finally admitting it!!  Ladies and Gents - this is not a new problem for our lovely Lass.  She's had this problem for quite a while.  With me, the item of choice is the white T-shirts that I were.  Let me explain.

As she explained, she likes souveniers of her encounters.  After our first wonderful date 2 1/2 years ago (damn, has it been that long?) she wanted one of my T-Shirts.  I asked why she would want a smelly old T-Shirt, especially since I don't use any cologne, it just smells like me (not horrible - typically guy smell - but not great).  And she said that's exactly why - the smell!!  God knows what she does with it when I'm gone.  She hangs on to it until our next date when she (usually) gives back the previously stolen T-Shirt and grabs another one that has more smell on it.

This lady is very sick, IMHO.  However, any woman that wants to be with me so bad that she'll settle for just having the smell of me with her until we can meet again can't be all bad!

is their hearts.

It is obvious from reading your reviews that you make quite a memorable impression on everyone who touches your life.  They should feel honored that you want a small momento so you can fondly remember your time together.

Take care and be good to yourself,
Ken

You have the best sense of humor ever. Very funny story. Will Spiderman briefs work or do they have to be boxers. Hope to meet you next time IO am in Las Vegas.

I have seen her in action! We tore through a huge bathroom suite looting all the "free" bounty we could find. I was nice and gave her the wooden shaver just so she would still be my friend I too suffer from "free" hotel bathroom stealing. Of course it is not really stealing when you yell out to your client/friend "Im stealing the shoe shiner!"

I can hardly (LOL!) wait.