Damn Ambien! Here we were, sharing a room, almost, for Pete's sake, and all you got from me for your 40th b'day was a lousy homeade breakfast! (Great job on the space station coffee making though- you nailed it!)
I had grandioso thoughts and plans for you! If you thought our "menage a quattro" was incredible ( and the penthouse activities prior to that Youi should have had a "sneak peek" at my brain for what I had planned to celebrate your entrance into your 4th decade! But, instead of my narcolepsy-induced wild activities, I woke up to my own hands on my boobies! (I have a tendency to play w/ myself when I sleep)So,B3. You have a "Piper raincheck" Next time we see each other, it's on like Donkey Kong baby- be ready! Happy Birthday anyway. Always nice to see you!
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