What better way to shake off all inhibitions but laughter . I had a request to dress up as a Nun. I brought the whole outfit"habit"etc. Perhaps the contrast of Provider vs Nun being so diametrically opposed triggered  a rush of hysterical giggling and quite naturally served as an aphrodisiac.  I highly recommend this roleplay  as an ice breaker.
Ladies and Gents please share your "Funnest dates"! I dare you.......

Was after our time was up and she was getting dressed, we couldn't find all her panties.  Knew where they were when they came off, but Poof, they disappeared.  Then I noticed my bedroom door was slightly ajar.  Could have swore that it was closed.

So we went out of the room and I noticed that my dog had somehow managed to get out of his enclosure.  But he was no where to be seen.  Finally located him.  He was hidden out of sight and he had her panties wrapped around his neck and seemed to taken quite a fondness for them.  The look on his face when he realized we were watching him was priceless.  I don't know who laughed harder, me or her.  But it was certainly a Kodak moment.

There's a regular that I see about once or twice a month. We'll have lunch and a few drinks at the Universal Sheraton. I have a acquaintance who works the front desk there. He gives me the daytime rate but I must check out by 5pm. No worries as we're out of there by 4pm.
Now I like to set the mood, candles, music, and sushi as in this case , its what I ordered, along with some sake. She's comes in wearing a sweater with pouch pockets at the waist. I give her the "gift" in a envelope with a greeting card. She puts the gift in her pocket and lays her sweater on the bed. She went to the bathroom to change into something that I bought her. She came out and the fun began. She got her sweater from the bed and threw it on the floor, or so we thought. After we had our fun and were ready to enjoy our lunch, I noticed a lingering smoke over us. I didn't know where it was coming from but we started our lunch. The smoke got heavier and now I see where it's coming from. The edge of the sweater was on the candle, the edge where the envelope was in. Because of the fabric, it wasn't a burn but more of a melt, the fabric was melting. I grab the sweater and went to put out the fire. But the envelope was half burned. Now the fire is out but the room is filled with smoke. I knew it was a matter of time before the alarms go off. And sure enough the alarms went off. I'm expecting someone to come to our room so I tell my guess to put on the black short robe that I got her. I had satin PJ pants on. Next thing I know Security is knocking on my door. Security consist of two guys, the lead guy is over 70, he looks hard core and a no nonsense kinda guy. His partner was the muscle, he was late 20's but built like a offensive lineman, 6'7" 300 lbs.
So the old guys wants to know what happened. I'm trying to put the words together but I noticed his eyes scanning the room. Now there's condoms on the nightstand,a used condom and it's wrapper on the floor. a vibrator and lube on the bed, and our clothes are scattered all over the place. And he is seeing all of this. I'm still trying to be delicate about explaining this when my friend just says "We haven't seen each other in a awhile,we miss each other and we got carried away"....He was ok with that and he called housekeeping to come up with fans. So house keeping comes and the old guys leaves. Housekeeping says it'll take 30 minutes to clear the smoke. So no problem we'll just have our lunch and recoup. As housekeeping leaves, the other security guard is still there and he can't leave till the smoke clears, in about 30 minutes. So we start our lunch and offer the guard something. But he's as straight as his boss, no nonsense and a very matter of factually. Now my friend only has on her short black rope with no underwear. As we're talking she turns around while sitting and exposes herself to the guard. He acts like he didn't notice but he turned red with embarrassment. She apologized and we continued our lunch. Then she did it again, by accident and he smiled and got embarrassed again. Then as the time was drawing near, and the smoke was cleared, he got the fan and left. As he was leaving I ask him if this has ever happened before, he said no then he said "But you guys are alot of fun"....
Then when I check out, my friend at the hotel ask, "What the fuck happened up there?". I told him and now my friend and I are not allowed back there......oh well.

I had a nice gentleman make a appt with me and he listened to some of my interviews so he knew I did personal training. He requested I stay in my sweaty gym clothes, no make up and bare feet. We had so much fun role playing his fantasy of me being the inappropriate personal trainer, we both were laughing it was a lot of fun.

Thats funny!!!!!

OMG  Good one!!!!!

Oh well, Ill save my fire story for another time