Holy Nat Turner, Batman! I just got me out of the penitentiary, now that there's a new Sheriff in town. That old one went to restart that, what do you call it, Backdoor Board or whatchamacallit? Sheeeit, muthafucka is what, like, paleolithic and he got one of dem kiddie Myspace pages or something like that. Dude is old enough to be my grandfather, and I would never even think of having something like that. As if I'm so muthafuckin' sexy some 22yo is just itchin' to drop the panties fo' me right now. I got game, I got hustle, I got flow, but alll in due course, you hear what I'm sayin'? You feelin' me, homes?
Now that I'm out, me and my bitches be back on the track in full force, muthafuckas! With a bullet, baby!
I gotta run, my man OJ is in town and I gotta judge a Kato Kaelin actalike contest. I got just the man for him, but I don't think he's available right now.
and ol' nick can be damned vindictive once finished ferreting out misdeeds and deceit. Sometimes they're not so smart as they think and they wind up smarting, so to speak. End result, the bottom line on the ol GL can be pretty thin.
Smoky,dirrrtah,can we get a replacement! Hmmmmn! Or a liar full of honesty? So much for spying! Those white-collard rhymes! Lame & oh the irony indeed.
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