....hottest lady in Vegas would have different meanings this weekend?  
Try to stay cool and safe everyone! Hydrate!

poured McDonald's coffee on my lap just to cool down.

New York Mayor Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.

Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing.

Bill Clinton is calling Monica Lewinsky just to get an icy stare from Hillary.

They have to put ice cubes under the chickens so they will not lay boiled Eggs.

Fire hydrants are fighting over the dogs

I loved the one about Bill, our greatest president, ever.

NemisNimbo---"I loved the one about Bill, our greatest president, ever.

I was at the Vans Warped Tour @ The Silverton all day, and it was 117.  The lead singer of Sleeping with Sirens said Vegas fans are awesome because, "I wouldn't come out here and put up with this sh*t, not even for my favorite band" LOL  Hundreds of my fellow concert-goers needed treatment for heat-related injuries. Record-breaking hotness, indeed

With the prospect of melting in the heat I jumped in my car on Friday and drove to San Diego. Spent a couple of days enjoying the sunny skies and cool breeze. Wow! it is Paradise down there.