& work on your putz, errr, putts .

Stop banging 21 idiots who will never keep it quiet.

Anyone hear any rumors of him hobbying in the past?

Heard Mickelson is quite fond of providers.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

He and Michael Jordan are two of the cheapest hobbyists around.

-- Modified on 12/2/2009 3:39:20 PM

I thought you lived on the 2nd floor, there isn't a 3rd floor in that complex... you must have teed off syndrome too, go along with that com..ex!  I heard “The harder you work, the luckier you get.”

So when floors are mistaken with the affairs and none of them can make you cum in the complex...hit me up @ www. Gina XoXo .com
I'll “Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.”

  “If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.” AND “I don't exaggerate - I just remember big” SO WHO CARES...WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? You never have to be on bottom if it stresses the nut-sac. Just don't forget to bring your own blanket to play it safe...no babies, that stick will totally catch figure$$$ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTaezRYr9tw you black sheep...baaaaaah

Tiger finally got rid of his slice; now he has a serious hook...er!

So true,so true Bonobo13...prepaid cell and alternate email addie for hobby...Also I have always shared my thoughts of it's cheaper to keeper and have the providers on the side.
  Tiger- this would have saved your multi-million dollar fortune but I have a feeling your wife will be taking your butt to the cleaners after the first of the year.Gear up to a great lawyer...

Forgot to put at least also the differnce in between bangin regular civilian gals vs. providers...at least the provider would keep her mouth quite and no to the media.

It's easy to grin
when your ship has come in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his car hits a hydrant and tree.

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Exactly.