Can someone kindly report my last “review”? Because apparently, I’ve been living a double life as a tall Italian blonde who offers incall and services I’ve literally never done in my entire existence. 😂
Plot twist: anyone who has actually seen me knows I’m not auditioning for the role of “Sofia Vergara’s Scandinavian stunt double.” And incall? Please. If you’ve ever met me, you know I don’t do incall, ever. Not now, not yesterday, not in a past life. Unfortunately, I can’t DM the creative writing student who posted this since I’m not a VIP member (and frankly, I don’t have the energy to grade his fanfiction anyway). But I have already messaged TER admin about it. In the meantime, if you’d be a doll and click “report” on that review, I’d appreciate it. Let’s all keep the community safe from fraudulent Nordic-Italian doppelgängers.
Thank you! It seems I’ve now collected a second work of fiction to go alongside the first fake review I already flagged. This one claims I “took him to the room,” which would be quite the trick considering I don’t offer incall—ever. I honestly don’t know what’s behind these imaginative submissions, though I do have a few suspicions.
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