Translations of escort ads
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Thick = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

Brazilian = black
Chocolate = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black

Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old

Just turned 18 = early 20's
College Student = late 20's
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's

Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = trailer park trash
All American = trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Las Vegas = I charge Bellagio prices, and deliver Motel 6 service
Sorority Girl = no sex, just tease, just like college
coed = plain looking with acne problem
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...

New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeking generous gentleman = I'm a ROB and I don't want you
complaining
Seeking generous businessmen = white guys only
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = Please call, I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large