What's the freakiest, strangest, wildest thing a girl said to you during the heat of passion.

(And it doesn't have to be a provider)

V.W.

"Dan, you can come out of there!"  (Dan was her husband watching from the bathroom.)

what I'm gonna use the candles and ice cubes for...

A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few Japanese business associates. Having nothing to do the night before his game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute.

Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly screamed out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the translation, he figured it meant he was performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going.

Again she screamed, "Kawasaki! Kawasaki!" And again, he smiled proudly at her enjoyment and continued.

Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out of bed and ran from the room. "Must have been too good for her!" he thought to himself, and went to sleep contented.

The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup for a hole-in-one! Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out "Kawasaki !"

Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

LMAO!!! I think that I've heard that joke before but Lan you can always put a smile on my face

Thanks!

V.W.

A few years ago, I met a provider that was also a flight attendent. While doing our Hollywood push ups, she asked, "Have you ever had sex in an airplane"? My reply, while not missing a stroke was, "I'm a pilot, have I ever NOT had sex in an airplane"? She grinned, and started her dirty talking. Loved it.