ez hates sloppy seconds....

oh yeah
no wire transfers
no stocks
no stock options
no stock excercising
no bond hedging
no shorts squeezing (wha!!???)
no hidden cameras
no federales (badges? who need badges? we don't need no stinkin' badges...)
no fees at $4000 an hour
no..........hey.......ez's moving to place
with less no's and more happy faces and happy times. Spitzer would have been spitzed if he was spitzing in Europe?? Think not, that is expected of politicians over dere.

I was hanging out at the Caesar palace mall fountain, the roman fountain the BIG one with all the naked stats of ancient roman gods, the other day. And this girl comes up to me dressed, or nearly so in short skirt, and says you have change for $100. I say sure, then she starts handing me a chip. She pulls it out of her....
"What's that?
She says "it's a $100 chip"
"From where"
San Remo
"What dat?"
Casino in Vegas.
"No capesc, senora bella donna"
she says" you got a hundred"
"I gotta lotta.....hmm.....who wants to know?
She laughs
"alotta....that reminds me.....of...ok funny guy.
My name is Alotta Vagina and I suppose you are Dr. Evil".
"I can be....if you want". Well one ting, led to the second ting, and badda bing, badda boom. Spitzered again.
ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy........