Well in keeping with the theme, "Girls That Do Interesting Things With Their Boobs" (see Shill Day Friday 10/4 & 9/27), the following story offers a unique solution to a frequently overlooked challenge on a show date.
My date was the Lovely Lorena. The concert just let out and according to my calculations we had just enough time for a quick cab ride back to my place for little night cap. We walked quickly through the casino, and as we were passing the Big Six wheel it appeared that a line was starting to form. I thought it was for another show, but as we continued it began to wind its way through the shopping mall, past the lobby and right out the front door. When we got outside I realized it was the cab line. It was well over a hour wait at least. My hopes for a final night cap started to fade.
With an air of confidence Lorena looked at me and said, "Relax Craps, I got this". She ran her fingers through her long black hair, opened the top two buttons on her shirt and took out a cigarette. She squeezed the girls together with her biceps to get a little cleavage working, walked up to a short older guy in line and said, "Hey handsome, you got a light?"
Well "Bob from Boston" stood about tit high to Lorena. When he turned his eyes opened so wide they made a little popping sound. He was visiting with his friends from the Knights of Columbus, and it immediately became a team effort to light Lorena's cigarette. Lorena folded one arm across her torso and held the elbow of the other. Using the "Forearm Booby Lift" and the "Bicep Cleavage Squeeze" she kept the girls in a constant state of "popped-outish-ness". With her 34D assets on display she kept the small clique mesmerized until it was Bob's turn for a cab.
"Hey Honey, do you mind?"
"Not at all, please be our guest". The Boston Knights of Columbus parted like the Red Sea, Lorena threw the boys a kiss and gave me a tug on the belt. I slipped the valet a twenty, we hopped in the cab and waved goodbye to a small group of tourists with a big set of shit eating grins. Everybody was happy.
Now I'll admit, I was a little nervous, but Lorena calmed me down by resting her hand on my lap while my hand "explored" a little bit. I didn't get to explore too much, Lorena said she didn't want to embarrass the cabbie; but I got a little side boob, and like they say, "Side boob is better than no boob at all".
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But seriously guys, this was the second time I got stuck in the cab line on a show date. Both times my date bailed me out. The first time we had to walk to the neighboring casino. So the moral of the story is, "Be prepared for exit strategy on the show date", because that wait in line is still on your dime.
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If you would like to meet Lorena, she will be at the Halloween Party Friday October 25th. Below is a photo of her costume from last year; she was a cat. If you look closely you can see her tail. I believe her costume this year will be painted on at the party. There will probably be a line to see that as well
