Because he's the kind of hobbyist I'd probably hate in real life, but his posts are AMAZING! He's into science, says the things I can't but would love to regarding religion, and the best part... HIS WEBSITE!! Please read the whole thing!
I hope TER will see the humour and won't remove this post, I just thought it would give us all a laugh
Glad you liked it. I overslept and didn't notice this til now.
But why hate in real life? lol I always show up sober so that I don't have performance problems during the session.
Now, after the session is done I may indulge a bit, hopefully with the girl. I'm on time, spot-less clean, shower twice a day (exfoliate too), and I'm respectful, gentle, fun loving, caring, have a big heart. I'm very thoughtful and romantic. Heck I may very likely be everything a girl always wanted in an asian-american man... well, minus a huge 8inch dick.
Speaking of, well-reviewed gorgeous girl I saw recently got so drunk and confused our appointment time. She actually responded to me with a "sorry, I was drunk and got confused, see you soon". I thought that was kinda cute although some may take it as a bit of a turn off if a "top rated elite courtesan" gives a ditzy response like that. Well, I went to see her the following day and the email she sent turned out to be a pretty accurate predictor of her drunkenness. She got soo drunk during our appointment but in a fun / laughing way not in an annoying rude way. It was a bit odd, to be honest, but she was really fun and had a great time together.
Because he's the kind of hobbyist I'd probably hate in real life, but his posts are AMAZING! He's into science, says the things I can't but would love to regarding religion, and the best part... HIS WEBSITE!! Please read the whole thing!
I hope TER will see the humour and won't remove this post, I just thought it would give us all a laugh
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