rikki, is this what you had in mind ?

Or maybe a blowup doll, or Kathy of 47th street ?
Dude, considering your "low blow" expectations, don't you think you're a TAD too demanding & set the bar too high ?

Hate to use the cliche, but the only "sure bet" is death & taxes.

Here's a play on an old song : " Rikki, you can lose our number"----------

Hey, within the hobby ALL things are possible. For a fee. LOL