You know what I'm talking about? Those fellows that thrust little cards with nakid pictures into you hand whenever you walk down the strip. Are the services for real? Photos reliable? Only reason I ask is because I might need some company and don't have access to my computer while in Vegas. Have people been ripped off? Or are they legit agencies?
You have a 20 dollar bill in the middle of a 4 way intersection.
There are 4 people standing on each corner:
- a ripoff from one of those card-slapping agencies who will upsell you and is going to be lame, and doesn't look like the girl on the card, - an honest girl who actually WILL do you for cheap like it says on the card, and looks like her picture on the card, - Santa Claus, - and the Easter Bunny.
Assuming they all start going for the $20 at the same time and the same speed, who gets the $20?
The ripoff. Why? Because the other 3 don't exist.
Make your pooning arrangements BEFORE you leave, and program some phone numbers in cell phones. Hell, find Internet kiosks if you don't want to do that. Take chances on "bar girls" (though this is more of a crapshoot than a well-reviewed TER lady). Collect the trading cards and look at the nice pictures, even.
But FOR GOD'S SAKE, don't call those agencies on the cards. You have better odds on the roulette wheel.
The fees quoted on the cards and over the phone are just to get the "dancer" to your door (pics do not represent the person coming to your door). Anything beyond that requires some serious tips. If you're anything like the typical horny American male, the little head takes over and you drop some serious cash (if you have it) for what amounts to a quickie.
Unless you have that kind of coin to drop, agencies suck. Of course, if you do have it, what's a little pocket change to a whale like you?
As for the agencies, they're still in business if you want to call it legit.
and if you are already here, its too late. If not and still home, get busy with your puter right now my friend, and while here when those things are "thrust" into your hands on the strip, decline and keep walking.
By doing your homework now, while you have your puter, you can do all the thinking with your big head (most of the time LOL) and select well reviewed local provider indies that will take care of you professionally. There are not GOOD agencies in Vegas.
I you don't heed this advise on peddlers of the strip flesh give you by locals here, we have nothing to offer except... well I won't be around to tell you I told you.
Thanks for the replies. It's what I thought. I don't want to "reserve" from now because I am not sure of my schedual in Vegas yet, and don't want to book a lady and be a no-show. I printed out a few profiles from TER and will call the ladies when I get there.
You should not reserve an appointment until you are sure of your schedule . Of course you don't want to flake or no show .
BUT you can get "pre screened" . Pick out ladies you want to see and have them pre screen you BEFORE you get to Vegas . That way after you get to Vegas it will be much easier for you to just call up and book an appointment .
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