Well at least you woke up with your kidneys............anyone been watching Nip-Tuck ?

At the lesbian bar, Liz and Christian discuss the various women there, and Liz classifies herself as a ‘six’. Across the bar, a spectacularly beautiful woman- a ‘ten’- is looking over at Liz. Christian believes the woman is looking at him and goes in for the kill, only to get roundly rebuffed when she calls him an asshole. Christian comes back, complaining that lesbians have no sense of humour. The bartender gives Liz a drink, saying it’s from the very attractive woman, and asks how soon she can ditch ‘the fairy’? Christian looks offended, but Liz looks ecstatic. Liz goes home with the woman for more drinks and some heavy petting… the next morning, Liz wakes up with a cell-phone taped to her hand. A very polite phone-call informs her that she’s had one kidney removed..........

Stick to well reviewed independents and you'll always be safe.