Nye County has approved the idea of male prostitutes at The ShadyLady Ranch, north of Beatty.  Bobbie Ross, madam/owner, is already screening applicants according to news reports.  She states that any applicant that e-mails that he can go forever and has an 8in penis, is automatically rejected.  So Smarty, looks like there might be hope for us yet!

So three inches and the amazing ability to last 30 seconds probably won't get me the job?

What if I can lick my eyebrows?

Then I'd say it's time to trim your eyebrows.