OK, so myself and another provider (who wishes to remain anonymous) were talking about how to prevent LJ from getting drunk and posting nonsense.  We figured that we could hook a breathalizer machine up to her computer.  She would have to blow into it every 15 minutes to keep her computer running.  Plus it would have to have a DNA analyzer so that she couldn't grab a nearby victim and make him/her blow into it for her.  No more drinking and typing for LJ.  I think it is a great idea!  LOL!

Remember- Friends don't let friends type drunk!

Don`t you have to be in L A soon..?????????????? you goof ....-

Are yuo udner teh fasle impssreion taht teh rset of us are sboer wehn we psot?  Heck, teh olny wya to tuerly unredstnad waht teh hlle is evre beign said hlaf the time on thsi boadr is to tip one bcak...I prefeclty udnerstnad evreythign LJ says...I thikn

now.. I`m scared.. I really read that perfectly ok.. the first time..!!! LOL !

And don't forget how she interjects song lyrics into her posts.  Because you know, when she's been drinking, she's a rock star!  LOL!

when I go to re-hab and you all have to deal with the BORING ASS PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS.. !!.. now take that.. !!.. LOL..

...or so they say, all those parties and games that all those people play...They tell me this is the place to be, All these beautiful people, and everything to see"....I just thought I'd interject those lyrics, lol.   Anyone know who sang them?  And, BTW, I have know idea if he was drinking when he wrote them! LOL

Between my Palms MVP and Harrah's 7 Stars cards, you're going to have to work AWFULLY hard to get tossed out of a casino with me, but I know you're up to the task! Girl walks into a casino, thinks she's on safari!!!

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suppose to go to jail.. I mean  go out one night.. ? this week..?? I didn`t go to Fla.. so.. I`m able to go get in trouble with ya.. !!LOL.. lets put the security , police  bailbonds men,    to work. and then our Lawyers.  !! LOL

Uncle Kracker. I did a Google search and a quick listen on Napster. It kind of sounds like a yee-haw song to me.  Definitely a good drinking song. I'll make sure to get LJ a copy.

HAVE IT.. GOOF.. ok. I`m now going to the gym.. so.. I can kick your ass when you get back from L A... LOL