Arrived by cab at The Olympic Gardens (we subsequently found out we could have phoned them and they would have picked us up and let us in for nothing, ah well). Paid our $30 and were handed over to the first of three men. The first went through the do's and don'ts of the club, the second explained the various prices and packages, from $20 a dance up to $375 for a booth with bottle service, the third wanted to show us to a table. All a bit intimidating really, a bit like sharks surrounding the stunned prey. We opted to sit at the bar, have a drink, take a look around and get used to the lighting (I'd recommend doing this).

The club is small and very dimly lit, not glitz and glamour, more on the sleazy side but with an easy vibe that I kind of like. Once past the door muscle we never felt pressured or were upsold and did exactly what we wanted when we wanted. The dance floor with pole is in the centre and surrounded by tables and seating with about 10-15 booths down two sides. There's another section which opens on busy nights and has access to private rooms. The bar is at the far end with seating behind it  giving a view over most of the club. Drinks cost around $10-$14. 3am-5am seemed a good time to be there, plenty of girls vying for your attention and happy to sit and talk between dances. Oh yes, they have a male dancers section, in case you're thinking of taking the wife!



The following took place between midnight and 7.00am.... Ok, so I'm not exactly Jack Bauer but here goes:

We sat at the bar, the view over the main area resembled a scene out of a Roman orgy, with tits, ass, legs and eager grabbing hands every where. About fifty girls on show and twice as many customers. The girls aren't of the “look at me” I'm so beautiful type, more the down to earth sort, if you know what I mean.

Sitting next to us was Kimberley, a slim blonde with shoulder length hair, small natural boobs, superb legs and wearing a short dress. We got talking and boy can that girl talk! None of the usual pushing for a dance, to the point where I wondered if she was a dancer or part of the staff. During the next half hour we were joined by Kalsie, a brunette with rather pleasing enhanced tits and revealing dress. Eventually Kimberley took the lead and asked if I wanted a dance with her and Kalsie, I agreed. They took it in turns to perform and I was engulfed in a gyrating wave of flesh with my hands all over their fit bodies.
Kimberley knelt on my knees, I grabbed the heels on her stripper shoes, she stood up above the crowd and thrust her kitty in my face, nice. Kalsie's performance on the dance floor certainly got me going, sensing this she tried to get me hard, sadly an excess of booze and prying eyes rendered this impossible but my God she gave it a go!

Back at the bar my friend had attracted the attentions of the intriguing and deliciously kinky Anika (2007 Vegas pole dance champ. http://www.rawvegas.tv/watch/pole-a-palooza/8629263cf28166c649576404935c8e She's the one at the end receiving her $20,000 winners chq!). They went off to a private room, $300 for 30 mins. inc. four drinks, which was a lot more intimate but no shagging. (All done in the purpose of research you understand!). For those fortunate enough to witness her pole dancing skills saw  something astonishing.

The rest of the night was basically spent with these three girls, with them coming and going throughout. Kalsie in particular looked after me. As my money was running out in the small hours, she made sure I had enough for the cab fare home, even buying me a drink or two at the end of the night. I spent a total of $500. $250 on the girls and $250 on drinks.

Thanks girls for giving us a night that will live long in the memory.