Alright, just to preface things off, I was asked by the man to smear his good rep over events that occurred recently. The names have not be changed since we aren't here to protect them.
Cheesewiz called me up on a Monday evening to figure out what I was doing. Just so happened that I was finished up a tour of some local strip clubs and about to head home. Well into the night, I decide to call him up and join him for drinks at one of the local casinos. We headed over to the bar at one of the better strip casinos to check out the crowds when low and behold, a vision of loveliness is walking around. This woman is probably a close definition of a Barbie doll, breasts unusually big for her size, and I don't think she had a butt either (does Barbie have a shapely butt? I haven't seen one in ages so I can't remember). My man cheese crumbled. Couldn't bring up the nerve to approach her and chat her up. No, as we drank and watched while she talked to one guy, then the next. There was an odd interlude in there where she walked away with one of them, only to return a few minutes later. I was going to call it a night but I rang my big brother to come by and keep him company. Needless to say, our barbie doll vacated the premises before I took my final goodbyes for the night with the cheese stinking up the place. Not sure if my two friends/brothers-in-arms found any action that night, that's a story for another day.
I have now read your "Las Vegas story" twice, I am afraid I fail to see the point of it. Is it that the Barbie disappeared for a few minutes with a man? Is it that she had no "butt"? Please expand or explain. I know I am a foreigner (i.e. English) but I don't think I am a complete idiot, so what was the point?
See I told you, I get shy/bashful when I see my kind of Barbie Doll material... I feel like that guy in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", you know the one who last summer bought $40 worth of fricking film and didn't even own a camera !!!!!!
This time I promise to get my courage up... perhaps after chugging 10 Michelob in 30 minutes and approach her with my best Spongebob impression..."I'm Ready, I'm ready, I'm ready ready ready ready ready ready eddy ready!". Whatta think... will she buy it or look at me as if I was some kind of weirdo... mind you she did see me wearing my SpongeBob slippers at Caesars palace last November ...
I could tell you the story about how I met Alexis... it took me 4 attempts and I finally got my courage up and flagged her down one night at Rio.
I still have trouble talking to Daisy Lynn
Oh that night, I did kind of got lucky. I met Andrea, a dancer at Cheetah's. I got her number and I plan to see her next week... I think she likes me...no?
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