At one time I was going to send out a survey, total the results and publish ... but hey shit happens .... So what was my first question.... think of your favorite provider .... My providers most private area can best be described as .......
A. As thick and hairy as a Wooley Mammoth B. A well manicured putting green C. A skid mark D. As smooth as a red bell pepper.
send me your answer here and I'll post the results
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