K-girls

My Kupcake current line up
Beefman69 16 Reviews 4642 reads
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Belle and Swan are ultimate GF or BBFS for additional Rose and Crystal is CFS: Enjoy gentlemen.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 135 reads
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pimping like Mufftime?   When you have established yourself as both Beefy Boy the Liar, and the board piñata, why should anyone believe your recommendations about Kgirls?  

 
Do you see how you further damage your cred, by bashing me for hobbying in OC during coronavirus, and then here you are, unabashedly pimping and promoting OC girls?  How can you make the case that its not safe for me, but its safe for everyone else?  Are you retarded, or just 12 years old?

-- Modified on 4/2/2020 5:13:48 PM

Beefman69 16 Reviews 163 reads
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3 / 44

Nope-Just enjoying rattling your cage :) I love it. :)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 142 reads
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4 / 44

you're lying.  Its about time BBTL.   So I guess the answer to my question is that you are 12 years old.  

-- Modified on 4/2/2020 5:14:39 PM

Beefman69 16 Reviews 151 reads
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5 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Well, at least you admit . . . .you're lying.  Its about time BBTL.   So I guess the answer to my question is that you are 12 years old.  -- Modified on 4/2/2020 5:14:39 PM
LOL...why will I be lying? it is fun to fuck with stupid you.  

Oh man, you are just too dumb not to fuck with...

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 168 reads
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You're Beefy Boy the Liar.  Its WHAT you do.

Beefman69 16 Reviews 130 reads
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7 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: You don't need to ask .You're Beefy Boy the Liar. Its WHAT you do.
You are the dumbest shit that I have met in hobbying life. Actually most dudes that hobby are fairly savvy, smart, pleasant and cool dudes. You on the other hand are plain stupid, ignorant, and have a  mentality of 13 years old who just had white dream one night and discovered K-Girl the day after: I bet you are as dumb as doorbell in real life also.  

It is fun to fuck with your stupid head :)

mufftime 270 Reviews 168 reads
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8 / 44

It drives him crazy to know that the pussy he's tasting is oozing with our cum that we deposited earlier but he can't resist it and comes back for more. Loves the taste and smell of our mancum. HAHAHAHA

Posted By: Beefman69
Re: You don't need to ask . . . . .
Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: You don't need to ask .You're Beefy Boy the Liar. Its WHAT you do.
You are the dumbest shit that I have met in hobbying life. Actually most dudes that hobby are fairly savvy, smart, pleasant and cool dudes. You on the other hand are plain stupid, ignorant, and have a  mentality of 13 years old who just had white dream one night and discovered K-Girl the day after: I bet you are as dumb as doorbell in real life also.  
   
 It is fun to fuck with your stupid head :)

Beefman69 16 Reviews 150 reads
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9 / 44

Posted By: mufftime
Re: You don't need to ask . . . . .It drives him crazy to know that the pussy he's tasting is oozing with our cum that we deposited earlier but he can't resist it and comes back for more. Loves the taste and smell of our mancum. HAHAHAHA

Let's load it up for Mr. CDL (Complete Dumb Loser) aka Coeur-De-Lion. We do our best to load it up for him so he can have fresh coconut juice every AM. I promise to do my part once this fiasco is over.

Another of his girl, Haven from CA-Kdoll is going BBFS at KTown and CDL probably thought he is the only one ...LOL

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 133 reads
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10 / 44

Beefy Boy the Liar  =   No cred.  

 
Did you find that Monday text from Clover's booker yet?  Bwahahahaha

Beefman69 16 Reviews 137 reads
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11 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: The bottom line is . . . Beefy Boy the Liar  =   No cred.    

Did you find that Monday text from Clover's booker yet?  Bwahahahaha
Nope!!! It is not Monday yet but I realized that you fucked Haven from CA-Kdoll also because she is another BBFS girl..

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 157 reads
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12 / 44

I saw her a month ago and there were no reports at THAT time that she was BBFS.  I have fucked a lot of girls that turned to BBFS AFTER I fucked  them.  It just means I quit.  I'm sure I have fucked a few that I didn't know were BBFS,, but I still asked for a cover.  I DON'T fuck girls that advertise BBFS, or I know are BBFS.  With that said, business is slow.  If Haven is getting desperate and wants to go BBFS, its her pussy, so she can do what she wants with it. It doesn't bother me one bit. There will probably be a lot more girls going to BBFS who didn't use to offer it.  Its their business.  It just means she gets no more money from me.    That doesn't make it any less douchy for you to out the ones that are UTR.   BTW, do you snowball your own load like Muffy, or do you agree that's kind of gross?

-- Modified on 4/3/2020 8:13:55 PM

XxxpussydestroyerxxX 164 reads
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13 / 44

Actually some rich asian dude in the other forum go bare on her for 2 extra hundo. However he did mention she has a shitty attitude.  

I also saw haven, she does indeed very mechanical.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 171 reads
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14 / 44

the snowballing champ.  Its in your reviews.  How much of your OWN cum have you swallowed?  That's got to be the ultimate in narcissism.   You can't reach your own dick to suck yourself off, so you have the girl snowball you.  A few years ago you were promoting a girl that would see two guys at once.  I'll bet that was some session.  Did you swallow HIS load, too?    

 
 We both know that you  only WISH you could still leave your cum oozing out of a pussy.  You tell every girl who you are when you're hustling them for discounts, so all I have to do is ask them what a session is like with Mufftime, and AFTER they stop laughing, they will share some of your epic failures in the bedroom.  You and I both know its been five or six years since you could stay hard enough for penetration.  You even did a double and couldn't get enough wood for either one of the girls,  much less both of them.  After you left they were laughing their asses off at how you wasted $500 on a double and then couldn't get it up.  Fortunately, you don't have to be hard for a blowjob, and it seems that is the way the majority of your reviews end the last few years.  Of course, that also gives you the opportunity to eat your own cum, so I guess its still a WIN for you.  I'm not the ONLY one who knows.  Any guy here can ask girls you've seen, and when you piss them off and they block you, the next logical step is to share what a failure in the bedroom you are.  Just a little revenge by them for your stalking and failed promotion promises for which you got a discount.  If you ask a Kgirl if she likes Mufftime, the majority will say they hate him.  Why do you think that is?  

 
 I got another story how a girl you were stuck on for awhile while I was her outside boyfriend.  Always being the "first appointment of the day" you unknowingly ate my cum from our morning fuck before I dropped her off at the incall on more than one occasion.   Would you like to hear more details on THAT one, too.  Bwahahahahaha

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 134 reads
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15 / 44

But I was just there to have a good time, not destroy her pussy.  LOL

XxxpussydestroyerxxX 124 reads
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16 / 44

I hope you didn’t take my username literally as in killing/destroying pussy :)  

Let me clarify that I want to give every girl a pleasure session by banging them to the point of orgasm. Then keep banging them after i cum and keep moving and non stop stimulate her vagina/clitoris. And of course I can do that naturally.... :)

 
Btw mr cdl, I know a supplier that sells great viagra to boost your system like crazy. Let me know if you need it. Hahaha  

Oh boo hoo~ I hope I didn’t touch a very sensitive topic that could potentially hurt your feeling ? :( oh boo hoo~ I’m so sorry.

Beefman69 16 Reviews 172 reads
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17 / 44

Posted By: XxxpussydestroyerxxX
Re: Not literally “destroy”. I hope you didn’t take my username literally as in killing/destroying pussy :)  
   
Let me clarify that I want to give every girl a pleasure session by banging them to the point of orgasm. Then keep banging them after i cum and keep moving and non stop stimulate her vagina/clitoris. And of course I can do that naturally.... :)  
   
Btw mr cdl, I know a supplier that sells great viagra to boost your system like crazy. Let me know if you need it. Hahaha  
   
Oh boo hoo~ I hope I didn’t touch a very sensitive topic that could potentially hurt your feeling ? :( oh boo hoo~ I’m so sorry.
Yes-CA K Doll inventories have been less than average these past 6-8 months; I even walked out twice on the girls in November and December and ranted on him about the girls and told him that he can't do that with repeat clients. I have not been at CA-Kdoll for long time.

And so you know, Viagra does not work on CDL!!! In case you did not know, the Viagra drug was made from the the blood plasma of CDL and CDL blood is 100% more potent than Viagra 100mg. If you don't believe me, just ask him and he will get a note from his doctor to verify that.

Bwahahahahaha-Viagra is no use for CDL..LOL

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 179 reads
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18 / 44

LOL at the end so you would know I'm just joking around with you.  I KNOW you're not literally destroying pussies, or you would be BL'd all over town.  

 
Thank you for your very generous offer, but no blue pills needed.   I was a competitive weight lifter when I was a yute, and my sports medicine doc put me on T-therapy to boost muscle growth when I started slowing down at 45, so I could still be competitive.  (You compete within your own age bracket, so you never have to go against a guy more than 9 years younger than you.)  I'm not a naturally big guy, so I have to work out.  After I quit competing, I stayed on the hormones.  Its like getting the results from three workouts in one.  

 
Here's the best part, it puts your libido into overdrive and gives you the kind of wood you had at 25.  That's why I'm driven to see at least three girls a week.  This week that ended today, it was four different girls.   So thanks anyway, but I'm good for now.  But I do have to ask how a guy YOUR age knows about Viagra?   Lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 157 reads
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19 / 44

why you had to abandon your prior handle here.  I think they would find it interesting.  Reviews are gone, too.  Does that mean you were banned by TER?  Were you blacklisted by all the bookers and now you're trying to weasel your way back into the scene by reinventing yourself?  Its time to come clean, dude.  I think many here will remember you as a piece of shit back then.  Nothing has changed.

 
If the rest of you knew who this guy was before TER went dark, you would know he's an asshole who can't be trusted.  

 
BTW, you have me confused with Mufftime about Viagra being needed but not working.   Ask the Kgirls about him lately.

-- Modified on 4/5/2020 11:27:29 AM

Beefman69 16 Reviews 225 reads
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20 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Why not tell the board . . . .why you had to abandon your prior handle here.  I think they would find it interesting.  Reviews are gone, too.  Does that mean you were banned by TER?  Were you blacklisted by all the bookers and now you're trying to weasel your way back into the scene by reinventing yourself?  Its time to come clean, dude.  I think many here will remember you as a piece of shit back then.  Nothing has changed.  
   
If the rest of you knew who this guy was before TER went dark, you would know he's an asshole who can't be trusted.    
   
 BTW, you have me confused with Mufftime about Viagra being needed but not working.   Ask the Kgirls about him lately.  

-- Modified on 4/5/2020 11:27:29 AM
LMAO  I believe that you wrote the post above when you were looking into mirror...

You are getting desperate in attacking me, aren't you? !!! I can see any girl with any booker at any time and I can't wait until things get a bit better to make deposit inside of them for you before you visit.

Funny thing is just before TER going down few years ago, you made an inquiry to me and asking me on what I think of "VietGirl". You kissed my ass by saying: "I highly respect your opinion as a hobbyist and I would see her if you recommend her". The kiss asking was not just a sentence, it was a whole paragraph.  

Obviously, those were the days that I was not worried about posting reviews at TER . However after the passage of H.R.1865, I was concerned. And for security reason, I asked TER staff to deactivate my username in 2018 as I had close 200 reviews and I did not want any of those reviews to be under my TER handle. So out of abundance of caution, I deactivated my TER handle given the environment that we were in back in 2018. Now, I admit that I panicked during that time but I always take the approach of "Being Safe Rather than being Sorry".  

You see CDL, if you had the position that I had in a big firm, you want to play it safe also and I totally admit that I play it safe all the time.  I am definitely not STUPID like you as I have lot to lose whereas ROYAL loser like you, has nothing to lose: You can proudly claim that you are the sole  STUPID person at TER :) - It is all YOURS.

I understand your frustration with me also because every time that I respond to one of your stupid post, you have to take shower as I literally shit on you each and every time.  I know that you call me the Pinata boy but it seems it is the other way around.  The little man that you are, trying to pretend that you are the HOT SHIT here  OK I get it because you have no life besides TER and you are loser but you don't have to prove it to anyone any longer: Everyone already knows that fact.

And finally, I grant one of your stupid request on pointing you to some of my old reviews. Given that Status of Limitation on lots of these issue has passed, here are link to four of my old reviews:

Chloe Review
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/chloe-review-by-craziness-2063215

Brighton Bayside
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/brighton-bayside-review-by-craziness-559630

Kalian Review
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/kaliana---kina-review-by-craziness-89540

Viet Girl Review
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/viet-girl-review-by-craziness-2188295

Obviously only a loser like you that has nothing to lose constantly brag about accessing TER via VPN during those crazy times. Unlike you, I don't want brag about it because there is nothing to brag about!!!  

There were times that I was horny enough to pay $1,000/hour for pussies while I was in UK, Switzerland and Poland that is something that I won't do now a days because I have fucked the BEST in my very early age and I don't need to brag about anything unlike you.  

I feel bad that I had to shit (although this post feels like a diarrhea) on you. But once again, I just had to shut you up  little man.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 167 reads
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21 / 44

...because it confirms what everyone says about you, i.e., that you have big tits, shrunken testicles and the complexion of a teenager.  Man boobs, tiny balls and a zit face is no way to go through life, son.  ROFLMAO!
Keep taking it - I'm rooting for a blood clot.

 
From the Mayo Clinic:
What are the risks of testosterone therapy for normal aging?
Testosterone therapy has various risks, including:

 
Worsening sleep apnea — a potentially serious sleep disorder in which breathing repeatedly stops and starts.
Causing acne or other skin reactions.
Stimulating noncancerous growth of the prostate (benign prostatic hyperplasia) and growth of existing prostate cancer.
Enlarging breasts.
Limiting sperm production or causing testicles to shrink.
Stimulating too much red blood cell production, which contributes to the increased risk of forming a blood clot. A clot could break loose, travel through your bloodstream and lodge in your lungs, blocking blood flow (pulmonary embolism).
Also, some research shows that testosterone therapy can increase your risk of heart disease.

Beefman69 16 Reviews 144 reads
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22 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Why not tell the board . . . .why you had to abandon your prior handle here.  I think they would find it interesting.  Reviews are gone, too.  Does that mean you were banned by TER?  Were you blacklisted by all the bookers and now you're trying to weasel your way back into the scene by reinventing yourself?  Its time to come clean, dude.  I think many here will remember you as a piece of shit back then.  Nothing has changed.  
 
If the rest of you knew who this guy was before TER went dark, you would know he's an asshole who can't be trusted.    
   
-- Modified on 4/5/2020 11:27:29 AM
@ coeur-de-lion: Here is another one for you shmuck :) No need to brag about something that happened 13 years ago but she was a $1,800/hour back in 2004 as she was FHM model. She even clicked with me so much that she called off the agency after one hour and stayed on her own with me for the entire night for FREE. I did not savage her sexually like you would have.  We just went for drink, dinner and she slept next to me the whole night and we fucked once again in morning and I put her in a cab before I go to work.  

I am not like you to brag about it but you keep asking on if I have seen anyone!!! The girls that I have slept in Austria, Germany, Poland and UK don't even exist in your wildest dream.

Georgia:

https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/georgia-7000020202-48131

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 160 reads
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23 / 44

and just post the PM you claim to have here.  Of course, you may get banned for it, but if its real, and you just quoted from it, you might already have one foot out the door.  Republication of PM's on boards is a cardinal sin here.  With that said, I don't remember the exchange you claim, but if I WANTED information from someone I didn't know but who I  thought was an egotistical jerk, it sounds like something I WOULD have said to get what I want.  With self-centered, insecure jerks, you just flatter them a little, and you will get whatever you want.   Of course, you fit the mold, and if I flattered you like you say,  I'm guessing you gave me what I asked for.  

 
If you are going to pick a reviewer name to claim that's who you are, then you should have picked someone who saw and reviewed more than one girl a month on average.  There are a lot of guys that did not come here in December when TER went back online that were high volume, so you could have had your pick  to make yourself look legit.  But lets just say, arguendo, that you ARE "craziness" and these generic low-detail reviews are all yours.  Averaging one girl a month hardly puts you in the big time when it comes to Kgirls.  No wonder you spend your time texting them about your fears, you can't afford to actually see them. . . . .

 
But then you say you've seen some high-priced girls, but you don't want to brag.  Then you brag.  In English, that's referred to as irony.  That's a sign that YOU'RE the one getting your ass kicked here.  You do realize that spending $1800 on one session, AS YOU CLAIM, is the same as seeing 6 Kgrls, right?  But "craziness" only averaged about one girl a month.  Why the hell would you want to be a loser like that?  

 
You have some major insecurities that you're trying to cover up by attacking me on every single post.  I can only imagine that they run the gamit from ED (since you seem to know an awful  lot about Viagra, to no game with women in general, to small dick syndrome, to obesity or whatever other physical issues you have).  You dodge every single question whiled pretending to be a player in the Kgirl scene.  One girl a month is hardly the big time, sonny.   That's 300 bucks.  Do you have a job or do you ask your parents for the money.   You even claim a booker texts you every Monday with a list of available girls AND their menu.  Oh wait, . . . . . you haven't shown us that yet, and I've called bullshit the last two Mondays.  Well, tomorrow is Monday. . . . . again.  

Beefman69 16 Reviews 130 reads
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24 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Why not make this easy . . . .
and just post the PM you claim to have here.  Of course, you may get banned for it, but if its real, and you just quoted from it, you might already have one foot out the door.  Republication of PM's on boards is a cardinal sin here.  With that said, I don't remember the exchange you claim, but if I WANTED information from someone I didn't know but who I  thought was an egotistical jerk, it sounds like something I WOULD have said to get what I want.  With self-centered, insecure jerks, you just flatter them a little, and you will get whatever you want.   Of course, you fit the mold, and if I flattered you like you say,  I'm guessing you gave me what I asked for.  /quote]

Do you think that I give a shit if I get banned from TER? Go ahead and report me :) Only a loser like you will lose sleep over it. I couldn't give a flying fuck about it. And if I get banned, you should remember me for kicking your ass and embrassing you all the time.

Of course, fucking with idiots like you will be fun but I could not give a shit if I get banned. My life does not depend on TER like you. Only a first class loser like you will be worried about it.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 137 reads
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25 / 44

up again.  That happens every time you try to convince yourself you are kicking my ass.  I'm mopping the floor with your sorry ass.  You never address any of the topics I ask you about.  No rebuttal to anything means you are conceding my points.  When you bullshit, I rebut, but then you are dead in the water.  No comeback except more shit-slinging and name-calling.

 
If you get banned, I don't think ANYONE will remember you .  Trolls come and go and nobody remembers them.  You are not posting any substantive information that contains facts, just your own opinions, and bullshit like the claim of your Monday booker texts.  Although the one claim of yours I DID believe was you texting Kgirls to tell them how scared you were of coronavirus.  I think just about everything scares you.          BOO!!!   Did you jump?

-- Modified on 4/6/2020 7:21:09 AM

Beefman69 16 Reviews 145 reads
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26 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: You're getting all wound . . . .up again.  That happens every time you try to convince yourself you are kicking my ass.  I'm mopping the floor with your sorry ass.  You never address any of the topics I ask you about.  No rebuttal to anything means you are conceding my points.  When you bullshit, I rebut, but then you are dead in the water.  No comeback except more shit-slinging and name-calling.  
   
If you get banned, I don't think ANYONE will remember you .  Trolls come and go and nobody remembers them.  You are not posting any substantive information that contains facts, just your own opinions, and bullshit like the claim of your Monday booker texts.  Although the one claim of yours I DID believe was you texting Kgirls to tell them how scared you were of coronavirus.  I think just about everything scares you.          BOO!!!   Did you jump?

-- Modified on 4/6/2020 7:21:09 AM
True-No one would remember me but trust me that everyone is trying hard to forget you forever :)  

LOL-you think of yourself as war hero, rich, famous, a man with all antibody in his blood, perfectly good health, and envy of all women whereas in reality you are opposite of all of those qualities that you wish you had.  

And that is called insecurity little man.

Beefman69 16 Reviews 136 reads
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27 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: You're getting all wound . . . .up again.  That happens every time you try to convince yourself you are kicking my ass.  I'm mopping the floor with your sorry ass.  You never address any of the topics I ask you about.  No rebuttal to anything means you are conceding my points.  When you bullshit, I rebut, but then you are dead in the water.  No comeback except more shit-slinging and name-calling.  
   
If you get banned, I don't think ANYONE will remember you .  Trolls come and go and nobody remembers them.  You are not posting any substantive information that contains facts, just your own opinions, and bullshit like the claim of your Monday booker texts.  Although the one claim of yours I DID believe was you texting Kgirls to tell them how scared you were of coronavirus.  I think just about everything scares you.          BOO!!!   Did you jump?

-- Modified on 4/6/2020 7:21:09 AM
Oh...the only thing is that keeping you alive, is seeping mufftime and other monger cum's out of K Girl pussies every week few times a week when you do your DATY. LOL

BOO!!! Did you jump? LOL

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 151 reads
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28 / 44

that belong to the cum-drinkers club.  Muffy admits it in his reviews, but I have a feeling you don't limit your taste for cum to your own.  Muffy uses snowballing as an excuse.  It really doesn't have to be his own for him either.  I bet you like it fresh too, right out of a dick.  Forget that DATY bullshit, right?  If you get close enough to BPOS, he might give you a little of his.  (No pun intended with the term "little", but if the shoe fits . . . .)  Lol

 
You really picked the wrong guy to be for your former handle here.  That craziness guy has more fake reviews thatn anyone I've ever seen.  Are you sure you want to claim that's you?  His reviews are so generic they could be shuffled and redealt to different girls, they're like five lines each.  He sees an average of ONE girl a month, but then one month this local guy claims to have seen 12 girls in London in a row, and every girl is almost the same.   They are worthless to other mongers even if they were real.  For some of the local girls, he has tattoos on ones that don't have tattoos, and vice versa.  He takes the hair color from the old photos when the girl actually had a different color while she was working in SoCal.  So many fakes, it takes your breath away by how blatant it is.  Why in the hell would you choose to be this complete fraud?  Pick someone else to be.  I'll give you a do-over.  You don't really want people to think you were this fake, do you?  You're already a well-known liar, so fake reviews just seems like a natural fit.  

Beefman69 16 Reviews 178 reads
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29 / 44

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Hey, you two are the BBFS hounds . . . .
that belong to the cum-drinkers club.  Muffy admits it in his reviews, but I have a feeling you don't limit your taste for cum to your own.  Muffy uses snowballing as an excuse.  It really doesn't have to be his own for him either.  I bet you like it fresh too, right out of a dick.  Forget that DATY bullshit, right?  If you get close enough to BPOS, he might give you a little of his.  (No pun intended with the term "little", but if the shoe fits . . . .)  Lol  
   
You really picked the wrong guy to be for your former handle here.  That craziness guy has more fake reviews thatn anyone I've ever seen.  Are you sure you want to claim that's you?  His reviews are so generic they could be shuffled and redealt to different girls, they're like five lines each.  He sees an average of ONE girl a month, but then one month this local guy claims to have seen 12 girls in London in a row, and every girl is almost the same.   They are worthless to other mongers even if they were real.  For some of the local girls, he has tattoos on ones that don't have tattoos, and vice versa.  He takes the hair color from the old photos when the girl actually had a different color while she was working in SoCal.  So many fakes, it takes your breath away by how blatant it is.  Why in the hell would you choose to be this complete fraud?  Pick someone else to be.  I'll give you a do-over.  You don't really want people to think you were this fake, do you?  You're already a well-known liar, so fake reviews just seems like a natural fit.  
I could write a very long paragraph on why your post above is so stupid but I try to simplify it since you are too dumb to understand long posts.

First you dare me to post reviews and when I did, you accused me of putting a fake one from "craziness" handle. I believe that you are dumb and dense head did not understand that I asked TER to change my handle and apparently TER created few generic handles. One of those generic handles is  "Craziness" and I have noticed many of my 160+ reviews were moved under that handle of “Craziness”. It also seems that TER has 5,000+ reviews under Craziness, so lots of smart people like me felt the same way in April of 2018 and decided to abandon their handles during the April of 2018. Of course, the dumb one like you continued accessing TER via VPN (LOL) and brag about it.  

Here is another one: Review of Wendy

https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/wendy---rucy---tiffany-review-by-craziness-1629643

I don't know if you ever saw her but I made lots of deposit inside of her and I was first with her every time I saw her and I am sure you enjoyed the stuff I left inside of her for you (You may know me better than you think-LOL) .

So, let's get back to why you think that I continuously accuse me of lying. Here are some of your sorry ass claims that you have made about yourself.  

Your claims are so stupid and I list few of them below:

CDL’s (complete Dumb Loser) claims:

I. You are a soldier and a veteran (the only placed you have served was IHOP)
II. Successful businessman, (Sure-you are, soon you will be done with your HELOC on your condo and your fucking K Girl budget will be gone and that is why you only see sub $250 girl-trying to stretch your $$$ as far as you can)
III. Wealthy businessman (see #II above+ borrowing money from your old mom and dad, or trust fund kid)
IV. Immune to Corona and many other diseases (sure Mr. Trump-you have perfect BLOOD TYPE and IMMUNE SYSTEM)
V. Perfect health (You are Trump lost brother)
VI. Go to gym and fuck 3 K Girls per week and few Civilian here and there (in your dream of course)

And the bullshit list of you goes on, on and on. In reality, no one gives a shit to verify your stupid claims and everyone knows that you lie 99% of the time. So, when someone like me tell the truth, you accuse me of lying because you are the biggest liar and fraud at TER.

Do I need to say more? Or are you going to come back to get more beating.

BTW, why do you keep asking me if I snowball like Mufftime? I have never answered that, but I tell you know that I always do make deposit for you, so you can enjoy your DATY more. Mufftime feeds you from the top and I deposit in bottom, so you can have continuous stream of cum from both of us.

mufftime 270 Reviews 144 reads
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I can't read what that dicklip posts since I have him on ignore but I hope he knows that when he's eating a K-girl  pussy he's tasting my cum and when he kisses them he is tasting my asshole. He has much more to contemplate than us fucking BB. That's what he gets for browsing the low end of the sex trade while he claims to fuck all the beauties around the world. Happy ass tasting to douchbag CDL.

Beefman69 16 Reviews 152 reads
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Posted By: mufftime
Re: You're getting all wound . . . .
I can't read what that dicklip posts since I have him on ignore but I hope he knows that when he's eating a K-girl  pussy he's tasting my cum and when he kisses them he is tasting my asshole. He has much more to contemplate than us fucking BB. That's what he gets for browsing the low end of the sex trade while he claims to fuck all the beauties around the world. Happy ass tasting to douchbag CDL.
LOL....don't get the COMPLETE DUMB LOSER aka CDL, the decorated army veteran all worked up again!!! CDL will have to skip few sessions with all those civilians and fuck K girls this week-All those civilian girls will be devastated...

FYI, at the moment, CDL is sitting in his boxer short and searching his empty head to furiously respond to you and me.

By the way, while I have not session in long time because of COVID-19, CDL is eagerly going back everyday to taste your cum. He keep asking from me if I like to snowball like you. I think he has a dream about it every night :)  Also noteworthy that since you can't read his amazing posts, CDL claims that according to his veterinarian that sees him for annual check up, he has antibody to COVID-19!!! Now you must be very jealous... :)  

He sure is entertaining and dumb as a door knob. You really should take him out of ignore list :)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 176 reads
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for you to call me a douchbag?   You are out there hustling Kgirls for discounts because your broke ass doesn't want to pay the girl her normal rate.  You also never tip.  

 
I doubt I have ever  tasted your cum, because I don't see the girls you see, but I know  for a fact that you have tasted mine.  When I was dating LK on the outside, she would find out the night before when you were going to be the first appointment of the day.  When we got up in the morning, I would load her up and she agreed not to wash it out until AFTER your session.  Then when she got home, she would share the story with me and we would both be laughing at you so hard we couldn't catch our breath.  Then there was your love-sick puppy texts, the unsolicited photos, everything you did was a real hoot for me.   I would read your texts out loud in a dramatic fashion and she would be in stitches.  In retrospect, I think your desperation was a little pathetic. But that's always the case with losers that have no game.  I had what you would NEVER be able to get.  Maybe send me a PM and let me know what from your Kgirl history you would like me to share with the board next time.  

 
That was a long time ago, but ever since then, every time you tell guys "always be the first appointment of the day,"  I can't help laughing my ass off.  I can't remember how many times we set you up to eat my load, but it  was a lot.  It was kind of a sad day for me when she said she was going to blacklist you.  I hope every drop was to your liking.  Bwahahahahaha

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 150 reads
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Actually Dr. BPOS, if you take anastrozole at the same time, no enlarged breasts, testicles as big as ever (unlike you, I can actually look down and see mine without a mirror), and no blood clots if you take low does aspirin each day and hydrate well during workouts.  My doc is a sports medicine doctor.  Your Mayo Clinic info is outdated, as  are you.  They are only telling you what can happen if you take the T ALONE.  There are a lot of guys here who take it, and they all follow the regimen that I do, with the anastrozole and aspirin.  I've PM'd with a number of them.  Maybe you should try it.  It will make your workouts more effective.  Each time you bend your arm taking that forkful of chocolate pie to your mouth, the testosterone will help build muscle in that arm.   I've been taking it for six years, since I hit 55.   I get tested every month to check T and estrodial levels, hematocrit, liver function and the old PSA, which has never been over 2.0 since I started.  I get full cardiac testing annually, and my cardiologist says my heart is in better condition than 99% of men my age.  Wish it was 100%.  Lol   That's about the same as a 30 year old.  So much for prostate cancer.  I'm just a well-oiled sex machine.  How about you?  Bwahahahahaha

 
Due to your underlying health conditions, it probably won't help give you erections, but in a healthy guy, it increases libido and gives you wood like a guy in his twenties.  

 
I know from providers you have seen that you have larger tits than some of them, and you're not even on T.  Your waist still a 56-58?   You're well on our way to being bigger around than you are tall.  That's no small achievement.  It takes years and literally hundreds if not thousands of chocolate pies.  And you wonder why they won't see you anymore.  Bwahahahaha

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 156 reads
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TER for creating your former "craziness" handle and putting "some " of your reviews on it?   The only problem with this made up story is that you PM'd me using this craziness handle years ago.  Did you forget?  Once again, I set you up and you walked right into the trap.   You wasted a perfectly good lie yet again, proving once more that you are indeed Beefy Boy the Liar.  Spin it however you want, but you're getting your ass kicked every  day here, but you are too stupid to realize it.  

 
Nevertheless, many of the craziness reviews are fake because you have many details about the girls wrong.  You're not alone.  The one about the hair trips up a lot of fakers.  A girl uses old photos from two or three years before when she was a blond, and when she comes to LA/OC to work, she is a brunette.  Guys that actually saw her would know this, but the fakers wouldn't.  Since you have admitted that at least "some" the craziness reviews are yours, I guess you are conceding that you have written fake reviews in the past, and there are a ton of them in there.  Another reason you are Beefy Boy the Liar.  

 
You have no new reviews since TER came back online.  Does that mean you haven't seen any providers yet?

Beefman69 16 Reviews 139 reads
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Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Ah, the troll is back . . . .
Actually Dr. BPOS, if you take anastrozole at the same time, no enlarged breasts, testicles as big as ever (unlike you, I can actually look down and see mine without a mirror), and no blood clots if you take low does aspirin each day and hydrate well during workouts.  My doc is a sports medicine doctor.  Your Mayo Clinic info is outdated, as  are you.  They are only telling you what can happen if you take the T ALONE.  There are a lot of guys here who take it, and they all follow the regimen that I do, with the anastrozole and aspirin.  I've PM'd with a number of them.  Maybe you should try it.  It will make your workouts more effective.  Each time you bend your arm taking that forkful of chocolate pie to your mouth, the testosterone will help build muscle in that arm.   I've been taking it for six years, since I hit 55.   I get tested every month to check T and estrodial levels, hematocrit, liver function and the old PSA, which has never been over 2.0 since I started.  I get full cardiac testing annually, and my cardiologist says my heart is in better condition than 99% of men my age.  Wish it was 100%.  Lol   That's about the same as a 30 year old.  So much for prostate cancer.  I'm just a well-oiled sex machine.  How about you?  Bwahahahahaha  
   
Due to your underlying health conditions, it probably won't help give you erections, but in a healthy guy, it increases libido and gives you wood like a guy in his twenties.  
   
I know from providers you have seen that you have larger tits than some of them, and you're not even on T.  Your waist still a 56-58?   You're well on our way to being bigger around than you are tall.  That's no small achievement.  It takes years and literally hundreds if not thousands of chocolate pies.  And you wonder why they won't see you anymore.  Bwahahahaha
I just figured who you might be in REAL LIFE!!! Seriously, I am not joking...I can PM you if you want ...LOL

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 162 reads
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You don't have a clue.  You're just trying to make yourself relevant again.

Beefman69 16 Reviews 130 reads
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Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Go ahead . . . . .
You don't have a clue.  You're just trying to make yourself relevant again.
Here you go: You are the BIGGEST IDIOT in the USA. Did not want keep you in suspense. LOL

By the way, you like EV Jaguar car?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 146 reads
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to watch two dogs fuck.  You CLEARLY don't know me.  LOL

 
The last Jag I had was an SJ in the 80's when I was still in the military.  I almost bought another one after Ford bought them out in 1990, but bought a bimmer instead.  Now they are owned by Tata motors of India and I hear they are high maintenance again.  I have always like their designs.  

Beefman69 16 Reviews 119 reads
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Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: I wouldn't drive an EV . . . . .to watch two dogs fuck.  You CLEARLY don't know me.  LOL  

The last Jag I had was an SJ in the 80's when I was still in the military.  I almost bought another one after Ford bought them out in 1990, but bought a bimmer instead.  Now they are owned by Tata motors of India and I hear they are high maintenance again.  I have always like their designs.  
Jaguar is not bad; they are getting better. I had major issues with two BMW that I had in 2010-2016. Luxury cars are luck of draw these days, you end up getting the shitty one in the dealer lot when you lease/buy them.

GaGambler 182 reads
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I always liked their looks, but my experience owning one was just meh.

 
I really liked BMW's back in the 80's, but they were so popular as yuppiemobiles in the early/mid 80's that I absolutely refused to own one even though I actually did like the cars themselves, the problem was, driving a "beemer" was pretty much like wearing a sign on your back that said "I am a vapid, brainless, spineless Yuppy" and I refused to become what I despised.

 
AAR I bought a couple of Eldorados in the mid 80's and then in about '88 I decided to try a Jag, I kept it barely a year and got rid of it to buy another Caddy. lol I almost went back to BMW about ten years ago when I got a hankering to buy a convertible after, but the stupid salesman tried to "downsell" me to the regular six series convertible after I had already test driven a Caddy XLRV which was a fucking rocket, but the salesman was too weak to try to sell me the $125,000 M6, which I might have bought, opting to show me a lesser model that sold for about $80,000 but only had 380 HP as compared to the 500 HP M6. By the time another dealership pitched me on the M6 after test driving a couple of Mercedes and a Maserati, I was already convinced that the Caddy was the best car for me. I never regretted that decision. The Caddy would race up to about 125 mph in fourth gear and topped out at about 180 in sixth, AND it looked good doing it. My GF/SB used to call it my "Batman Car" because of it's looks. It's a pity they quit making them in 2009

Beefman69 16 Reviews 198 reads
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Posted By: GaGambler
Re: I've been a Caddy driver for most of my life, but I too had a Jag in the late 80s
I always liked their looks, but my experience owning one was just meh.  
   
   
 I really liked BMW's back in the 80's, but they were so popular as yuppiemobiles in the early/mid 80's that I absolutely refused to own one even though I actually did like the cars themselves, the problem was, driving a "beemer" was pretty much like wearing a sign on your back that said "I am a vapid, brainless, spineless Yuppy" and I refused to become what I despised.  
   
   
 AAR I bought a couple of Eldorados in the mid 80's and then in about '88 I decided to try a Jag, I kept it barely a year and got rid of it to buy another Caddy. lol I almost went back to BMW about ten years ago when I got a hankering to buy a convertible after, but the stupid salesman tried to "downsell" me to the regular six series convertible after I had already test driven a Caddy XLRV which was a fucking rocket, but the salesman was too weak to try to sell me the $125,000 M6, which I might have bought, opting to show me a lesser model that sold for about $80,000 but only had 380 HP as compared to the 500 HP M6. By the time another dealership pitched me on the M6 after test driving a couple of Mercedes and a Maserati, I was already convinced that the Caddy was the best car for me. I never regretted that decision. The Caddy would race up to about 125 mph in fourth gear and topped out at about 180 in sixth, AND it looked good doing it. My GF/SB used to call it my "Batman Car" because of it's looks. It's a pity they quit making them in 2009
I like Cadillac cars; Cadillac make very good car. The brand is definitely under rated for sure and GM needs to do better marketing on promoting Cadillac.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 156 reads
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your headline because I can't resist the set-up.    

 
----I've had a Caddy driver, too, he sat in the front and I sat in the back.  LOL

GaGambler 159 reads
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Well actually back then I moved all over the place, I probably lived in twenty different states during that decade. lol

 
AAR, My Dad used to drive a big black Lincoln Town Car, it was fucking huge and looked like a limo. I used to always jump in the back seat when he'd come pick me up at the airport, but I could never get him to wear one of those little limo driver hats. lol

 
and yes, I did kind of tee that one up for you.

GaGambler 138 reads
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I guess it was from the "boats" they used to sell in back in the day.

 
See, we can have a civil conversation after all. lol

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