It seems like many K-Girls start off a session with some sort of unnatural substance squirted into their vajaja .. but what? Lube, disinfectant, PTFE grease?   I'd like to know what I'm putting my tongue to...

Joesonghabnida OP

 

Ancient Korean Working Girl Secret

I assume you're being facetious, but for these high volume providers, you surely cannot expect them to stay naturally lubricated/ aroused over multiple screw sessions in a single day.

just ask them?

Vaginal moisturizer. Look it up.

And they use applicators, which look like mini syringes, to inject it.

that also has moisturizing properties.  Its a must for GFE girls who always go covered.  Natural lubrication doesn't matter when you're covered.  It comes in a plastic syringe and they insert it high up into their vagina, where is slowly liquifies over the course of the next 15-20 minutes until it reaches a viscosity that mimics natural lubrication.  Its usually tasteless and odorless (or has a clean, fresh smell).  Many reviews that remark how wet the girl got during DATY are unknowingly experiencing the melting gel, not the girl's excitement.  PSE girls use it too, but may not always need it if a lot of natural lubrication is present.  

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They might use this for hands etc, ie for external use.

 

Definitely not for internal hse - probably a redundant comment as I think you were trying to make a joke and know this already. But who knows.

ROFLMAO!!!!!  This is so fucking funny, I can't remember when I laughed so hard.  Did you just come up with this off the top of your head?  YOU should be a stand-up comic.  You CAN still stand up without a walker, right?  Wow, you're lucky to have such a gift for humor.  I bet you kept your parents in stitches from the time you were just a pudgy little toddler.  LOL  I still can't stop laughing.  WHAT a funny guy.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . .

...your material, and when caught you say you only "borrow" the joke.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-dont-steal-----985714?frmSearch=1#985714

 
Many times you steal a joke and rewrite it in the first person to make it seem like a TRUE story that actually happened to you when in reality it's just more of your bullshit.  Here's a joke that's been around a while but you told in the FIRST person to turn it into a story about yourself:
"I played St. Andrews years ago, and they . . . .
didn't use carts, just caddies.  After watching me play for about 10 holes, I asked my caddie if he thought I could make the green with a nine iron.  Without batting an eye, he said, 'Eventually, sir.'"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-played-st-andrews-years-ago-and-they-----885966?frmSearch=1#885966

 
Nine months later your trite, banal, played out ass forgot you had previously posted the story and you told the same story, this time in the THIRD person, maybe as a joke but maybe as a "true" story since you inserted yourself into it:
"Great Britain, where . . . .
I would play all of the golf courses where they have held the British Open.  I've played St. Andrews a few times and love the wise-ass caddies.  One time, a guy turned to his caddie on the tee and said, 'You've watched me play. Do you think I can get to the green with a 5 iron?  The caddy said, 'Eventually, sir.'"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/great-britain-where-----923201?frmSearch=1#923201

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that this WAS your idea of a joke?  You seem a little defensive and tightly wound.  Could it be that you know you're not funny, . . . . . ever.  

 
Jokes are often funnier in the first person.  I learned that growing up.  Now if you had said that YOU bought the stuff from Costco to clean out your ass before a good butt-fucking, it would have been funny to just about everyone here.  Its all in how you frame the story and deliver the punch line.

...you told it again in the THIRD person because you didn't want it to be as funny as the first time.

 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Now THAT'S funny!!

 
And of course your "joke" was in the first person because you think that makes it funnier.  It had absolutely nothing do with your name-dropping St. Andrews as a way of bragging AKA bullshitting that you played there, right?

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standing on the iconic stone bridge.  Of course, you probably think the photo is a lie, too.  For you, everything is a lie except what YOU post.  

 
Its pretty apparent that you have wimped out again on my challenge, and I think everyone here knows who the liar is between the two of us.   The problem is fixed at CLL, and you are free to believe I didn't have anything to do with it.  I'm tired of dicking around with your lies, so its back on ignore for you.  If you think you're not on ignore, try PM'ing me and see what you get.  Adios BLRFPOS.

on the bridge too, below.  If you had REALLY been on the bridge, you would have said the Swilcan Bridge rather than the "iconic stone bridge."  What's the matter, couldn't you find it when you tried to Google it, dummy?

 
Gotta go - taking a flight to Heathrow and then a towncar for the 2 hour ride to Royal St. George's!

Really? Really, really???

You said you had photos here, too
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/well-i-have-seen-your-photo-----26404?page=1#26519

And not one of your so-called friends, surprised I was that there was even a few who stepped forward (the Fat Slob Cat and the Georgia Giz Gagger were the only two pathetic souls I recall who claimed some degree of friendliness with you), claimed existence of these photos.

Yea, you got photos.

When I first started with kgirls, I thought it weird when despite not datying and them not stimulating their clit and me not massaging their gspot...yet feeling the warmth of sticky substance around 5 to 10 minutes into penetration and feeling it on my base in certain positions.

 

Then I learned of the gel. Lol. It made a lot of sense as I know better than to think that theyd always suddenly get wet as hell during vigorous sex with me.

some customers that the Kgirls are just not into (I'm not suggesting this is the case with you, just a general statement), and to expect them to get wet enough for vigorous sex with every guy that walks through the door is not realistic.  Some girls use it selectively after they meet the guy, which sometimes is logistically difficult once the session is underway, but most of them load the gel right after the booker says he's sending the  guy up.  

lying and then denying.  making bullshit answers out of thin air.  then his cohorts pipe up.  there are always a few assholes that are in the crowd to please.

remember that at the end of the day, we enter this place and smack them around.   then we leave satisfied that we set the record straight.  Certainly impossible for these impotent wimps.  then we go back to life.

they don't.  this is their life.  webs of lies intermixed with spewing hatred and bigotry.  its a pathetic existence.

they are dragging this board down.   there's not much left for the average hobbyist and certainly one's who want to score higher end talent.  nothing negative against the ladies on the board currently.  they should be respected regardless.  its just that the advertising board is like watching a video on a VHS cassette.  the hd version includes so many other channels on the internet (twitter, etc., etc.).  the higher end girls never liked the review system that also included so many fake reviews.  

there's nothing left to attract them.  what, these pathetic old impotent men who throw their weight around like they rule this board.  sorry charlie--they throw their bellies around while they jerk off and drink beer.

and the biggest crown is CDL.  does he have poofed orange hair mixed with his toupe?  he's a very successful businessman (LOL) who wastes endless hours on this board, checking in all the time to bat down anyone he is pissed at.  personal relationships with all of his 300+ kgirl reviews.  he knows the inner workings and psychics of these women like he has tits and a pussy as well.  what a douche bag...you know the type open for a cum dump?  oh, I am digressing.  sans protection, mr. bbfs just switched the story and he creampies them.  uh huh.

in the meantime these discussion boards are losing their value as well.  soon TER will be gone.  no revenue from paying customers.  too many free loaders making up too much shit.  its a nasty place--like 42nd street in times square used to be.

keep the banner of the resistance high.  and leave here laughing as they are forced to paddle against the current.  don't come back for a few days so they keep pounding their heads.  then return and hit high!