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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 157 reads
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1.  I actually had a girl call me out for NEVER taking a dump at her incall after I had been there about 50 times.  She said it was weird that I spend so much time there but never have to go to the bathroom.  

2.  In the middle of a session, a very popular got up and said, "excuse me, I have to go poop."  She went to the bathroom, didn't close the door, so I could see her from the bed.

dancebbq092805 reads

This could be the greatest event posted on TER history!  Lets just say it!!

So while driving over had a McD strawberry shake.  Bad mistake.  While waiting for my ok call to come up my stomach started to hurt:-(  I was like shit! Fuck!  No way!!! Could feel the runs coming:-(  No toilet in the garage.  Fuck!  Then got the call!  So had to use the toilet so squeezing my butt cheeks quickly went to the incall.  Got in and had no chocie quickly told the girl had to take a dump:-(    So ran to the bathroom and let it rip while flushing the toilet to hide the sound of explosion from my asshole!  Damn the relief is greater then orgasms!  The beads of cold sweat started to dry off.  Luckily no smell due to the flushing timing.  Anyway,  Came out of the toilet so embarrassed thinking she must be disgusted as hell:-(  To the girl's credit she just said iIf I was ok but the rest of the session I was thinking she must be puking in her stomach she might has to liick my asshole:-(  needless to say my session was lame as I couldnt perform due to embarrassment.

Lesson from all this.  Dont drink milk products before your session!

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The_Last_Samurai163 reads

That is a classic but.....   Trust me it smelled!!!!!   You are just used to your smell.  No matter how much you think the toilet flushing covered up the sound and the smell it didn't!!!  Now how embarrassed do you feel....  The real lesson is don't eat anything from a shithole like McDonald's before!   That crap always will run right to the other end!  

 
BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!

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dancebbq09162 reads

That mystery pork product lathered in sweet tangy bbq sauce is food of the Gods!  My anus is honored to let that digested matter pass through it!!!

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ChefBoyardee174 reads

I am surprised this doesn't happen to you more often if you value McRib so highly.

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coeur-de-lion148 reads

in the McRib that makes it tender is cellulos, the same thing they put in gym mats to cushion your fall.  Do you still want to eat one?  It IS organic, which is about as close as you can get to calling it "food."

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dancebbq09195 reads

Who cares its made of monosymemtie dolyhexodrin dog hair!!

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coeur-de-lion161 reads

in your OP, there may be a price to pay for eating HO HO's when you get to the incall of your Ho Ho.  The only Ho Ho's I eat are the Kgirl kind.  All natural ingredients, great smell and taste, and best of all, calorie- and sugar-free.

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Mendocino-Madness172 reads

Next time bring some poo pourri lol.

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Ladmo175 reads

Now you're gonna get "brownlisted. "

Hope you enjoyed your last appointment with a Kgirl ever...🤤

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kittymouse161 reads

Reading this post brought back a memory when I was in Auckland, NZ couple years back.
Had an appointment after dinner and I chose a wrong meal to fill my stomach.
I took a dump at the girl's apartment then took a solo shower.
She came knocking on the door as I was in the bathroom for more than 10minutes.
Luckily the bathroom has the odor spray that helps cover the smell.
We use the bathroom together for 2nd shower and I guessed she didn't even know that I took a dump there. lol

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dancebbq09184 reads

The odor might be at brain dissolving level 10!

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omfgitzjin176 reads

haha this is why i eat way earlier before my appointment and try to shit/shower/shave prior. there was an instance where i had a shitload of KBBQ beforehand and i had to take a massive shit afterwards. left with a smile

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coeur-de-lion158 reads

1.  I actually had a girl call me out for NEVER taking a dump at her incall after I had been there about 50 times.  She said it was weird that I spend so much time there but never have to go to the bathroom.  

2.  In the middle of a session, a very popular got up and said, "excuse me, I have to go poop."  She went to the bathroom, didn't close the door, so I could see her from the bed.

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AxlCactus164 reads

It's strange but true that you can't smell yourself. Even when you splash cologne unless worn on your wrist. It happened to me once when I was in WLA. Luckily I had enough time before appointment and went to Macdonald to take dump.  

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