K-girls

Re: Chatty Twoon
Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 1708 reads
posted
1 / 28

A friend came in town on biZ. He's from South America with limited 'merican.  

 

 
He asked me to show him Las Koreanas Putas.  Arriba!!!

 

I called kun Gumiho to see if she has s girlfriend he can check out?  Her reply, I don't know this guy and you're this big shot monger.  Strike one.

 

 
Then I called over to two of my kgirl bookers.  And they replied he needs two references besides you.  Strike two.

 

Then I called over to my TW booker.  And she replied, it's Lunar New Year today and the girls are off.  Strike three.

 

YMMV

36363jensen 4 Reviews 94 reads
posted
2 / 28

No doubt you would need to say it being careful to make sure they understand you're just joking but there is an expression in Korean that would have been perfect for you.

 
Something like eolgeury myeonghamy eayo (얼굴 명함이여요) but I don't think that's quite right (much less spelled right if it is the expression!) The translation is "My face is my business card." meaning I should not have to give you some information for you to know I'm important (I don't need a card saying CEO.).  

 
But good to know if I head west for anything I should not waste your time begging for any introductions ;-) (but you're still one of my favorites on the board my brother)

-- Modified on 2/13/2021 4:38:42 PM

sunnyday1 171 Reviews 99 reads
posted
3 / 28

Twoon, take him to an AMP, and on that note, we need some more tales from the AMP on here! (or AAMP)

36363jensen 4 Reviews 88 reads
posted
4 / 28

2on should really start a thread we can all agree is his to "own" Either Twoon's Tales or Twoon'S Vampire and Kumiho Chronicles (but I reserve rights to the latter so if he ever publishes and they go to NYT Best Seller status with than name I'll expect a small token of appreciation ;-)

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 109 reads
posted
5 / 28

You honor me, my monger brothers!

 

Don't forget to wish your fave bookers Happy Valentine's Day!!
💝

 

I haven't seen kun gumiho in a while; supposed to $pend the night tonight...nothing with her is a sure thing until I'm there... I'm not complaining; just have to reconcile being her #8 fanboy.  😜

 

YMMV

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 110 reads
posted
6 / 28

For those about to ROCK, I salute you!!

 

For those about to CHILL, I salute you too!!!

 

😋

 

YMMV

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 126 reads
posted
7 / 28

the bookers gave for needing two refs BESIDES you.  You're an established regular customer, so why wouldn't they accept your vouch?    

 
One way to prevent this from happening is to book you and your buddy at the incall at the same time with one of you seeing each girl.  I have done this a few times with visiting friends that had no local refs.  We go to the door at the same time, both girls working at that incall greet us, and we decide on the spot who goes with which girl.  If they trust YOU and you're going to be there at the same time as your friend, they don't have to worry about the guy going crazy on one of their girls.  

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 91 reads
posted
8 / 28

Do you recall me trying to attempt the tag team?  Well I'm kinda thinking I'm not allowed to do a walk in at the same time anymore with a monger friend. Further, I was informally told not to attempt the tag team again or I'd find myself BL.

 

I didn't push it.  I appreciate my booker relationships.  

useyrhead 4 Reviews 93 reads
posted
9 / 28

Yup. That would do it.

 
In my experience, if you want to do anything special such as your tag team, you are far better working it out in advance with the girls than with the booker.  

 
Whenever I’ve done anything remotely “special” that I’ve worked out with a girl, she has also sternly admonished me to not write a review about it or share it on a forum. I know that is against your religion, though. And that is entirely your decision.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 112 reads
posted
10 / 28

I certainly don't think before I speak...

 

I can recall two incidences back at Neurotic Donkey where I ran my mouth and was punished later by the kgirls.

 

The first time was with April.  She's so HOT!  So, I booked a nine or ten pm hour appointment with her on a Fri or Sat night.  I'm made to wait twenty minutes after the scheduled green light.  Strange ...
The magic door opens and April closed the door behind me.  I said anyonghaseo and smile.  She says I purposely made you wait twenty minutes and smiled.  I replied I've been waiting all week to come session with you and what's another twenty minutes?!  She says right answer and leans in for a lllooonnnggg dfk.  I'm liking April.  Anyway, at half time I offer her up my tantra healing massage and my little sex kitten purrs for me.  Then she asks me if I'd like a reward?  I ask for lipstick makeout.  Sweet April rewards me with two lipstick makeouts and strawberry and cherry flavored lip gloss.  Loving April!!!  I wrote about it in my review.  The next time I sessioned with April she gave me shit.  She said the lipstick makeout was special for you!  Every damn monger read your review and asked for lipstick makeout!  You put me in an uncomfortable position...

 

 
The second time was with Jay DD.  We did naked dancing together.  Fucking awesome!!  I wrote about it in my review.  Just like April, Jay DD said the naked dancing was special for me and I put her in an uncomfortable position....

 

 
YMMV

-- Modified on 2/15/2021 8:19:18 PM

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 77 reads
posted
11 / 28

the failed tag team, so useyrhead is correct, that would more than end your ability to book a session with a friend in tow.  

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 113 reads
posted
12 / 28

They both read the reviews? Dang.  

April was a cool girl to talk to, I wish we clicked more sexually.

 
I remember when someone on donkey accused you of being a shill, I said nah- orgs don't like people with big mouths. Loose lips sink ships, yours can sink an aircraft carrier ;)  

 
Being a full-disclosure monger can be stressful, friend.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 78 reads
posted
13 / 28

There have been a couple of kgirls who expressed to me they'd be down for a mfm (or bgb hehe) threeesome. They were both kinky and I did not question if they were just horsing around.

 
However, I don't monger with friends,and even if I did, I don't like the idea of going behind a pos back.

As much as I wanna help a random monger, getting a random monger to dp a kgirl is a bit too kinky for me.  Lol.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 86 reads
posted
14 / 28

When I say go in with another guy, I was referring to each of you taking on one of the girls privately, not a MFM.  I have done many Kgirl doubles. and one triple, but in each case, I was the only one present with a dick.  I prefer it that way.  Lol

 
I had a close hobby friend near the beginning of my Kgirl journey, and we would meet once a week at he gym, then go for breakfast, and then go to the same apartment and each see one of the girls there.   Unfortunately, that ended after about a year when he got prostate cancer and had to hang up his spurs.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 93 reads
posted
15 / 28

This is an excellent example of why I keep my CDL handle anonymous.  I never use it when booking and I never give it to Kgirls.  I don't want to have to watch what I say here because there are Kgirls and bookers that follow this board, and as you suggest, there are ways you can be "punished" by both the girls and bookers.

useyrhead 4 Reviews 99 reads
posted
16 / 28

With stuff like naked dancing - which seems pretty trivial, I know - it’s easier for them to figure out who you are then you might think.  

 
Years ago, I engaged in a little dancing with a girl. Mentioned it in a review. The next time I saw her I caught hell. She had no trouble figuring out who she did that with. Lesson learned.

 
That said, we all make mistakes. If only they could all be as (relatively) small as mentioning that you danced naked with a beautiful girl. Twoon’s tag team? Way bigger than mentioning that little dance. I suspect it will take more than a bit of time and work to earn trust back after that.

 
What bothers me is this idea that the relationship with a booker is more important than that with the girl. I’ve heard the basic explanation that the booker is the gatekeeper and so on. But people who say that don’t seem to be taking into account which relationship requires (by far) the most trust. If they really think that’s the booker? Well, I guess I just completely disagree.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 77 reads
posted
17 / 28

that I got the "naked facetime" idea from a friend who does it with MANY Kgirls.  I have mostly limited it to outside GF's and a few long-time regulars to  spice things up a little.  If the girls want to think I'm him, that's okay with me. It still makes me anonymous.  Lol

useyrhead 4 Reviews 87 reads
posted
18 / 28

By “naked face time” are you referring to your experience of mongering with a friend?  

 
The term evokes a completely different image to me than the one you describe above. I’ve probably just been warped by too many years reading strange tales on monger boards.

-- Modified on 2/17/2021 9:32:25 AM

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 89 reads
posted
19 / 28

CDL, aren't you the one who said this about bookers and the relationships with them?

 
I think, ironically as much useyrhead goes at me, we probably are closer to each other in our view of bookers than cdls view.

36363jensen 4 Reviews 87 reads
posted
20 / 28

I generally see the booker-girl-customer relationship more as a love triangle type situation than any one really being more important or requiring more trust. Just the aspects of the various connections are a bit different.

 
It can be pretty easy to mess the whole thing up and there are inherent conflicts of interest among the bilateral relationships within the triangle.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 99 reads
posted
21 / 28

Booker as a love triangle vertex? Only if booker is a freaky woman willing to fuck me as well.  

 
Otherwise, booker is like a traffic light to me. Annoying, but at least it keeps me relatively safe from shit on the road,in a way. Once I'm past that light, I don't think or interact with it until the next time I stop at it.  

 
I do understand the places where kgirl orgs are more like "secret society" and have aura of exclusivitiy inflate the importance of po's and bookers, but imo putting them remotely on the same level is pretty insane. I'd gladly see working girls with no bookers assistants or operators. As long as my confidentiality and safety are near guaranteed.  

 
Just my two cents.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 78 reads
posted
22 / 28

Sorry to hear about your friend. Fuck cancer.

 
Forgive me for asking, but then what is the allure of going in with a friend in such a scenario? At most you'll sometimes hear each other's thrusts next door. I guess you get to discuss your sessions right after, but that sounds a bit too league-ish to me.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 155 reads
posted
23 / 28

It's a commaradarie thing.  I used to have a wingman for many many moons.  We'd go to the City for dinner and then head over to Nikki's.  I'd be with Michelle and he'd be with Tina.  When mission completed, we'd ride back to the East Bay together.

 
It's important to trust your wingman.  Surprisingly we didn't ever attempt the tag team together.  Although we did many an incall walk in together in the East Bay as well.

 

YMMV

-- Modified on 2/17/2021 4:07:26 PM

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 95 reads
posted
24 / 28

Kgirls come and go.  I've had a relationship with Joann, my fave booker, for going on five years now...

useyrhead 4 Reviews 91 reads
posted
25 / 28

I’ve known the woman who cuts my hair for decades. I still have a more intimate relationship with kgirls that I see frequently.  

 
I think you and I look at relationships completely differently. In my opinion, the issues you lament so frequently stem in no small part from the fact that you trust your booker(s) more than the girls you have sex with.

 
But you do you.

-- Modified on 2/17/2021 3:44:27 PM

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 93 reads
posted
26 / 28

Yeah

 
Don't you have a body part to wax?!

 

YMMV

useyrhead 4 Reviews 89 reads
posted
27 / 28

Don’t we all?  

 
But, as with all things, we all make our choices based on our own priorities. Hairy balls, butts and all.

 
It’s like riding a bike. Some people go for speed. Some people go for style. Some people just want to get out there and pedal a bit and don’t care about anything else.  

 
Is one way of riding a bike better than another if you’re going for speed or improvement? Sure. But that doesn’t make everyone who isn’t riding their bike the same way as the pros wrong.  

 
But, as always, there are people who seem to think any disagreement or recommendations that might help them if they decide they want to improve some day indicates judgement. And that, too, is their choice.

-- Modified on 2/17/2021 7:54:32 PM

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 94 reads
posted
28 / 28

I don't get naked with other men except in the locker room at the gym before and after a shower.    When I say hobby with a friend, its never been MFM , but just two guys entering a two Kgirl incall together and then each going off to separate bedrooms with one of the girls.  Naked FactTime is a video chat with me and one girl, where she is showing off her goods while we talk.  

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