Why, oh why can't providers avoid perfume?

Here are a couple of links with some alternative approaches for dealing with the problem.
https://extensionpublications.unl.edu/assets/html/g2100/build/g2100.htm
https://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Excessive-Fragrance-Odors-from-Clothes

I'm pretty sure he's not asking on advice on how to get the smell out, he's asking why providers can't avoid perfume.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist the dig at you. Call it a character flaw of mine. lol

You can Google easily how to get rid of the smell of perfume. It's not an uncommon problem. People cheat all the time.  

And I fully agree that this was nothing more than a rant by SAG, he clearly says that even asking for the girls NOT to wear perfume has NEVER worked for him. "not even once".

You cannot really take my post as a serious response. At best it is keying off the I've asked, they won't part of the rant.

I never even clicked on your links until just now. NOBODY, not even the most pedantic putz in the world could possibly have taken you seriously after reading those links. ROFLMFAO.

Ill admit that I didn't open the links.

Tells his wife it was the smell of the soap they had in the washroom.  I have another friend who washes himself solo after the session and uses the same soap he uses at home and at the gym.  He brings it with him in his little hobby bag.  He's not married, but has a nosy secretary and daughter who used to make cracks about the different smells he brought to his home/office.

That's a pretty good way to ensure you smell like your own soap, yeah.  

Regular Kgirls use perfume.  Maybe it’s the body lotion scent that you smell.

You should not take bubble gum because you NEVER want to give them a choice of putting SOMETHING ELSE in their mouth, if you get my meaning.  Lol

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will not use them unless they are still in the package.  They worry about guys using the same toys on multiple girls without proper sterilization in between.  So you should buy one just for them, and leave it with her as a gift, or else bring a magnum XL condom that you can stretch over the toy and tie it so the toy is completely inside. If you take one in the package, make sure you take the right sized batteries, because USUALLY, only the rechargeable toys come with batteries included.

Idk, most girls gladly take gum when offered.

Thanks to  you  and 36jensen for a couple of useful replies before the usual suspects took my post down the oh, so familiar road..

A pleasure sag. It was really one of those 80/20 things -- 80% you should laugh at (or at least roll your eyes) and 20% might actually have something useful.

My ATF loves my N-Joy-11.

Damn dude, that thing is stainless steel and weighs as much as a gun. She like it?

We both love it! We put it in the sink with hot water to warm it up. The thrill of letting her drive it home right as I cum puts her among the greats of this sport! And yeah, the visual will take you a second to assemble in your brain. I have a Milwaukee tool bag that I carry. Makes me look like a tradesman in the complex and she knows upon opening the door that all holes are bound for ecstacy! Super fun!

Whatever it is, I need to not reek of feminine scent during my day.  Ya know? I wish I could bask in the scent  as  a memory  of my visit,  but the politics of humanity make that  a  no-no.

A few of the girls I’ve met over the years use the same shampoo I do. That helps a bit. But I have only washed my hair at an appointment when I’m meeting a girl who knows me very well (and has specifically invited me to do so) and it’s right after a workout. So I take my shower there. On those occasions I have a small toiletries bag I bring.  

then you have a place to carry a hammer, in case it doesn't go in easily on the first try.  LOL

Ever notice that they never smell of the customer before?