I'm sure everyone here has had the experience of the post sex question "Masaji" (Korean accented massage). Sounds kind of cute when they say it.

 
I don't think that will ever sound the same for me.  

 
I'm bumming around in Korea now, and most hotels here have nice bidet toilet seats. You can control the temps, has a nice fan function to dry one off and other functions -- for a woman's needs. So I was sitting there letting the fan do its thing and noticed 마사지 on one of the options: "masaji".  

 
To be honest, not nearly as satisfying as what I get from the girls

they have a habit of pronouncing the "e" at the end of words.  I took one to dinner one time and at the end of our meal, she asked if we could try the "Fuji" cake, so I'm looking on the menu for some kind of Japanese dessert, couldn't find it and told her in frustration that I didn't see it on the menu.  She looked at me like I was a complete idiot, then pointed to "fudge cake."   I embarrassed her a little by laughing so hard, so I had to explain it to her.  Lol