Though we enjoy your colorful stories….
Just say no to Gumiho!
A Cautionary Tale...
I went over to Kun Gumiho's Friday night and experienced a whole new level of BSC...
She was drunk off her ass, when I walked in, and talking shit. I had made the mistake of giving her the $600 after a drink and a few minutes; hours passed and she continued heavy drinking...
I wasn't drinking much. I grew bored and I said it's time for sex. She said I'm not your slave. I asked where the fuck did that come from?!?!
She went in the other room and came back in the room I was in and tore up the money in front of me and screamed at me to get the fuck out!!!! I said you need to take care of my shit since I already paid. She went in the other room and brought back a cup of water that she threw at me. I said what the fuck!!!!????
She said that's boiling hot water. No, it was room temperature; but in her mind it was...
I took the hint that it's time to go and take the L; as she was screaming at me to get the fuck out of her house at 1:30 am!!!! I was mildly buzzed but left....
She called me the next morning to apologize and say she'd take care of me or pay me back... YEAH RIGHT! Like I'm going back for another helping of that?!?!
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/4/2021 3:34:54 PM
For example, I have done a lot of work with companies in Texas. For awhile I was in Fort Worth at least once a month.
I really like working in Texas. But, at least in Fort Worth I found I needed to follow one simple rule to stay out of fights and, potentially, jail.
After a couple of rather risky situations, I made a rule: Buy the first round. And don’t hang around for the third round.
These were people I liked and enjoyed working with. But after a couple of drinks they started looking for reasons to cut loose in some pretty risky behaviors. Sure, they’d come to work and be sheepish and apologetic. Still, I didn’t think jail time (and sometimes hospital time) in Texas was even remotely worth any kind of “fun”.
You should make whatever decision you think is best regarding your vampire. But, if you ever decide to give it another try, I’d suggest considering some variation of my rule for drinking in Fort Worth.
Best of luck to you.
Thank you for your share userbro! Much appreciated!!
This is not the first time but second time I've experienced her BSC; first time she was so drunk she couldn't walk but she threatened me with bodily injury. The next morning, she promised to never do me dirty again...
There's a saying --) shame on you fool me once; shame on me for letting you fool me again!!
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/4/2021 4:35:11 PM
at her best if you just wait and go see her in the morning. Problem solved.
Problem solved...you are AMAZING!!!!!
Why didn't I think of that?!?!?!?!?!?!
-- Modified on 4/4/2021 9:47:41 PM
that brilliant. Its often easier to see the solution as an observer than as a participant. I also have a lot of experience with nutty Kgirls.
That's some Danglars in "The Count of Monte Cristo" prices he was forced to pay!
BTW, at a kgirl's abode, you'd get free water, in a bottle form too. After sexxing.
Just sayin'.
You ain't lieing Rocketbro!!
That's 18,000 Thai Bhat! Just thinking of how I'd $pend that in Pattaya makes me groan. Some day the two week quarantine will go away and then 20 hour flight to Bangkok and two hour taxi ride...
Until then, hour adventures in San Ho and the Penn for me...
As a follow up, Kun Gumiho called last night and invited me over...I said I'm fucking done with her, leave me alone and don't call me anymore. She's blocked too.
She knows where I work. She's shown up uninvited before and one female coworker commented that wasn't my wife...sigh. MAYBE being a full disclosure monger isn't such a good idea?!
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/5/2021 5:00:52 AM
How do you have her saved in your phone? Pizza Hut? Although I'm all for being full-disclosure, maybe you should impose some rules on just how much you disclose lol. Can't see any upside to letting girls know where you actually work.
If they know his full name, it takes a minute to Google his info...
For the longest time I had her in my contacts as her real name. Then I changed it to Kun Gumiho. Now I have her blocked as 'The Devil'.
So, when are you going to hell to see the devil again?
Et tu Rocketbro?!?!
I'm sympathetic to your predicament, but she has a hold over you, my dude.
Bring her some Fireball the next time you're over. 
find out where you work? Most Kgirls are not good at, nor do they have to time to, engage in sleuthing out a customer's personal information. I know you wouldn't make the Newbie mistake of telling her. You're too smart for that, so how did she do it? Others knowing how she did it may help them avoid it.
I told her years ago where I work but not to visit unless invited.
One hot Summer afternoon in 2018 she showed up at my office in a sundress and flip flops, made up like her HOT self, asking me to take her to dim sum lunch in Oakland Chinatown then an hour and half fucky sucky at Berkeley hot tubs. I said I'm busy and don't show up at my work anymore. She flew away in a huff...
I got irritated with her always playing dumb about using her Android so I taught her alot of tricks.
I also taught her how to Google search. So she knows how to look things up and use the directions.
My mantra has been 'i got this!' until I didn't. D'oh!!
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/5/2021 10:40:17 AM
That sounds awesome TBH, that's on you for turning down a fun date 
her hooks in you, my curiosity finally made me look her up, but I can't find a profile for her on TER. Which agency is she with? I gotta see this girl that makes Twoon swoon. Lol
No can do my bro; she'd throw me in a wood chipper then have a few Cuba Libres...
-- Modified on 4/5/2021 3:24:33 PM
That could be a painful way to go depending on what part of you went into the wood chipper first. Lol
Is she a Kgirl escort, or an AMP massage girl?
This was totally hilarious. I'm on the edge of my seat for the next installment.
Kun Gumiho called me yesterday from her 'other phone' and apologized profusely for her disrespectful behavior towards me last Friday night...and I accepted her apology.
Now that I think about it --).was it Thursday night? Shit! My memory...don't get old!!!!! No, Thursday was Serina and Friday was Kun Gumiho. Ok
As I was sayin'
Kun Gumiho invited me over for dinner, drinks and bbbjtcimws. I accepted. No charge. I'm pleased to report she did as promised and the whole Sexperience was, dare I say? lovey dovey; I'm tired.
Araso!!!!!
Happy Friday my brothers!
-- Modified on 4/9/2021 4:25:39 PM
I wonder, are you the plug or the load?
Thanks Floorhumpbro! I never heard that expression before. I appreciate the education!! Kun Gumiho says she's retired but she's a liar!!! I'm certain that she's playing at least seven, if not more, mongers in the same game she's doing on me. Some of the other mongers have deeper pockets, or shall I say, deeper willingness to be her sugar daddy...and get played.
I shared with you she tried to shake me down for 10k + in February. Well, one of her more willing patrons paid that bill...
Full circle it would see, The good news is probably that we seem to remember the good times better than the bad times so....
Hope your return to the, hmmmmm just what would be the right term here. Whatever it is hope it runs smooth for a while for you.
Thank you brother Jensen! I hope I'm not suffering from Stockholm syndrome! D'oh!!
But seriously, I'm sure at some point, sooner than later, she'll show her true colors and be back to punishing me and her madness. My friends don't wanna hear about her and the consensus is 'dump the bitch! She's threatened to kill you in a drunk rage! Seriously!!'
Sigh
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/9/2021 6:06:11 PM
A good Korean friend of mine and his wife used to call that Saturday night. Only they - at least once that I’m sure of - also had to have the police involved. Until they decided it was best to cut down on their drinking.
-- Modified on 4/9/2021 5:15:56 PM
Thank you again userbro for your input! I have great exposure to Chinese culture but zero exposure to Korean culture. Very similar and very different in many ways.
Kun Gumiho calls me jokingly 'dirty Chinese'. She says I'm not like any 'merican she's ever met before. I'm trying to learn Korean culture but she refuses to teach me any phrases. Whatever...
Have a great weekend my brother!
-- Modified on 4/10/2021 2:31:49 AM
Finished
Thank you TER mod for allowing me this thread!
Too much craziness. I'm feeling old...don't get old my monger brothers!!!!!
Hmmm...who to session with next?!?!
Ha ha
Give a thumbs up if you want more stories of my monger humiliation?! Eeerrrr, nevermind!!!
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/14/2021 4:21:26 PM
If you are going to give advice not to get old, a little instruction on how to accomplish that would be much appreciated. Lol
First step might be to start taking Reservatrol and then going on a reduce calorie diet -- about 80% of the recommended intake for your life style.
Aging seems to be closely related to failing cellular processes due to both genomic "decay" (genes that are active or suppressed get out of whack) and mitochondrial dysfunction (also genetically based). The reduce calorie diet shift your cellular processes into more of a maintenance mode than growth mode.
Going a bit more to the cutting edge you can look to genetic programming to promote some of the Yamanaka factors. These are related to reducing the methylazation of the DNA which is why the wrong genes for the cells start getting either activated or suppressed. This in not treatment your can currently get that I know of and if someone is doing it I suspect it is both very risky and illegal in most countries.
Anything that helps eliminate the presence of (chemical) free radicals in you body will also be very helpful from a slowing the aging process.
Little of this seems to have much to do with increasing life spans but research is showing that it can extend what is now called health span. Some of the newest experiments have been suggesting our cellular age can be reset to an age about 30 years younger if you are in your 60s. Search for a paper titled "Multi-omic rejuvenation of human cells by maturation phase transient reprogramming". The link seems to be talking about the the paper here, or some other efforts on the same lines.
There is also a couple in Berkley (I think) that were doing some blood filter/amino replacements that seemed to have positive effects on some of the age related symptoms. This is not the same as the transfusion and replacement with younger blood that is now consider illegal I think. The approach here might be readily available in the right place given dialysis is an approved technology. About a year ago they were planning on starting human trials but I'm not sure where that stands given the events that have taken center stage for pretty much everything in life.
the entertaining science fiction. Lol You had me going until I got to this part in your linked article . . . .
"There are, of course, quite a few caveats. The most important, of course, is while this experiment was performed on human donor cells, it could not be performed on a human volunteer"
I was joking with Twoon. I didn't expect anyone to try to answer me.
Make a joke and both of them tend to take the joke literally and try to give a serious answer to a non serious question. lol
Vampires are the undead; Gumiho's live 800 - 1000 years?!?!
I am neither. I have no interest. When I said don't get old my brothers, that was a joke; eventually our avatar perishes but our spirit continues on...
Here's hoping you're all finding happiness in this dystopian C19 world we share...
YEMV
curing Covid, and now that I'm vaccinated and the steakhouses and French restaurants are allowing INDOOR dining again, I feel like I'm almost back to normal, so I really can't complain about my life right now. I'm taking a Kgirl out Saturday night for Steak and Lobster with a bottle of wine. I will spend more on dinner than I do to fuck her at the incall, but I need a sense of normalcy right now. Lol
but I will concede much of my "opportunity" dried up during the worst of the lockdowns. I still had sex "most" days, but with a lot fewer partners because of the lockdowns. I am lucky to having gone through this living in the rather common sense state of Texas, I can only imagine the frustration I would have had living in someplace like CA. My mother lives in the BA and has told me about all the craziness there.
I have to say my life has returned almost completely back to normal except for not being able to run down to Latin America twice a month like I did in the good old days prior to COVID.
traveled a little for business, but not for pleasure. I need a couple of weeks vacation with a hot Kgirl, or maybe a different one for each week, perhaps with a week of rest in between?. Lol
I want to hear stories of triumph, twoon.
I shall make it so Rocketbro!!!!!
If a championship were held today, Kun Gumiho will be right there. Love her look. Love her style. Love her suction. Love her swallowing up every last drop and not leaving a dribble for Jizz Jockey.
YEMV
My definition of a cocksucking champion? So glad you asked...
No fear of hard cock. No fear of deep throat. No gag. Many years of cock on Sexperience in the field. And, of course, loves the taste of my cum and willingly swallows every last drop so that I'm empty and need a time out. Usually followed by a billion dollar$ sparkle smile and a proud grin of accomplishment by her.
No drama this weekend my monger brothers.
You are welcome to warn me, my monger brothers, that those who play with fire are likely to get burned...but until then I'll enjoy the ride.
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/17/2021 10:23:46 PM
Say Twoon, don't you mean you'll enjoy the heat! Lol!
Brother Sag,
Most acronyms can be found in the TER Instruction Manual located in the FAQ - Newbies section...
Thank you my brother, mr.fisher, for the assist!!!
Did I ever mention that I only let Kun Gumiho give me a massage once in all the years I've sessioned with her?! For a licensed CMT, she gives the WORST massage I've ever experienced. Talk about opposites attract --) I give a magical healing massage but she has absolutely no interest in learning anything from ME!!!!! But remember that she's BSC...
One thing she's got going for her is that she's a cocksucking champion!!!!
😜
-- Modified on 4/20/2021 4:56:45 PM
Perhaps CSC would also be an apt acronym, Brother Twoon.
If you arrive with a soft dick, and 15 minutes later you are standing tall and she's sliding down on it, I call that a hell of "healing massage. " Lol
Great stories! Keep us informed if you would. Hope things stay copasetic!
I want to thank all of you who participated and enjoyed helping craft this thread.
Good or bad?
One of Kun Gumiho's deeper pocket mongers has picked up her contract and she has cut me off to be exclusively with him. Can a lieing whore like her ever be exclusive with anyone? I think not, my monger brothers.
I feel sorry for the poor guy; it's just a matter of time until she shows her true self to him, punishes him and ultimately discards him from boredom.
Until then, I'll get some peace and quiet. And of course, my money is freed up to $pend with the lovely ladies in San Ho and the Penn.
Kun Gumiho will be back; I'm A quality; one of a kind energy wise and she just loves sucking the life out of me...
😜
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/21/2021 1:05:22 PM
Dude, this is your chance to shed the shackles you have been wearing so voluntarily. When you lose you favorite Kgirl, for whatever reason, the standard remedy is to spend an hour with three new girls over the next three or four days, by next Monday, you will be saying, "Gumiho who?" Its time that other girls get a chance to enjoy and appreciate your "energy."
Remember that "money is like manure. It should be spread around encouraging young things to grow."
---Efren Levi
BLRPOS is claiming when he eats a warm plate of manure, he always washes it down with a hearty red burgundy?
Bwahahahahaha
Burgundies should not be "hearty".
The cliche for good ones is that they are an iron fist in a velvet glove.
Wine - one more thing to add to the list of stuff you know nothing about!
I know that, you dolt. It was part of the dig. The "hearty burgundy" in California comes from Gallo vineyards, the bargain-basement of the wine business. It okay to cook with, but you drink it at your own risk, unless you're homeless, then you don't care. This is the problem with guys who google shit that they don't REALLY know about in order to bash someone who DOES know what he's talking about. Your butt-buddy BLRPOS does this all the time and gets his ass handed to him,, not only from me, but from others as well. Stupid people often don't KNOW they are stupid. You're one of them and you keep showing up randomly to remind us.
I don't really care whether you get my comments or not, I refuse to dumb down my posts so that even YOU can understand and be in on the joke.
Your other stalker claims to be an expert in wine pairing for MANURE. ROFLMFAO
Come on CDL, EVERYONE knows that BLRPOS washes his manure down with a four dollar bottle of Manischewitz, I think you mentioned before that he is a particular fan of the Elderberry.
As for stupid people, It's ok they don't need to know that they are stupid. The rest of us most certainly know. lmao
Gag: "...I am both a binge and a 'functional' (sic) alcoholic..."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/ok-in-that-case-substitute-me-everywhere-i-said-you-970125?frmSearch=1#970125
When you're on a bender, which is quite frequently so you can drown out the thoughts of your miserable life, you'll drink anything - grain alcohol, after shave and even lighter fluid.
BTW, I prefer concord grape.
Just to referee here, many of the most expensive and coveted wines in the world are Burgundys. Your Gallo comment is on you, not him. Carlo Rossi also eclipses Gallo for jug wine anyway.
sag
It's a bit funny to hear the Californian gang waxing on about Burgundy (not directed at you Sag) when that term seems to be a more or less generic term in Californian wine circles for any red wine, or so Robert Mondavi says. He also had a great comment on all the poetic descriptions of wine that some (well actually most of the industry I suspect) use.
I have to assume you're talking about the true French Burgundies in your comment.
Burgundy is of course a REGION, just like Chablis, Bordeaux et al. So technically there are no California Burgundies any more than there are any California Champagnes.
I have to admit I really do like many different White Burgundies including the often maligned Chablis that get such a bad rap from people who think all Chablis comes from Gus Gallo, Carlo Rossi or the equally famous "we will sell no wine before it's time" swill put out by Paul Masson and made famous by someone almost as corpulent as our very own BLRPOS in the person of Orsen Welles
Who has even mentioned the color? But yes, Burgundy does have fine whites as it has fine reds (and some swill in both groups) -- the whites are made from Chardonnay grapes and the reds from Pinot Noir.
The point to be made is the silly claim that a single adjective is going to be able to accurately describe such a large set of wines that are Burgundies is clearly uninformed. However, referring to a marketing name that in no way is actually a Burgundy (it's far from clear it even used the same grape at all much less being a primary one used) hardly clarifies the fail mode. Nor does such a comment actually suggest the writer was even thinking of that and is perhaps actually unaware.
I'll assume, given his later comment, CLD was just being "subtle" and "clever" (not scare quotes) but it came across like two idiots arguing about things they know little of.
It wasn't CDL that was looking stupid. The whole thing was a dig at BLRPOS at what kind of wine pairing he preferred with his giant plate of manure and then yet another one of CDL's stalkers had to chime in with a stupid comment. Come on Jensen, please keep up.
As for the jokes about the jug wines. It's plain that you are NOT from the West Coast, I am sure the humor was lost on you. You probably don't remember the old Orsen Welles commercials for Paul Masson wines either which is understandable considering they were about 40 years ago. lol
on French wines, so I was well into adulthood before I would even try California wines. There are some good ones, but nothing in the same class of some of the classic French wines. You have to be careful buying French wine in the US. Most of the stuff on shelves in the US at retail places is the stuff that Frenchmen won't drink. If you want the good stuff, go buy it in France or buy it at auction from a reputable collector.
Robert Mondavi puts out a pedestrian wine not too dissimilar from Gallo. He's a great marketing guy, and took market share from Ernest and julio back in the day.
And then there is the swill sold by Manischewitz. Oy Vey!!!!
Luckily we have K&L wines here in SF. No grocery store Bordeaux purchases for me!
sag
Guess who invited me over last night?! Yup, Kun Gumiho. That exclusivity contract didn't last long...
So, we're drinking and making out. Then she stops, looks me in the eyes and asks me 'do you think I'm crazy?'
I reply 'yeah,'
Wrong answer. She says 'I'm going to bed now. You can stay or go home. I don't care.'
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/25/2021 8:12:29 AM
So I guess she reads and comprehends English well?
Or one of her other regulars is helping her...d'oh.
Brother Twoon, isn't this like the second or third time she's gotten wind of something you posted online about her? The time span between the times she's asked you about it leads me to believe some jealous monger is trying to disturb your peace. Lol.
2on, my friend, I think you missed the boat on that. She was clearly offering you the opportunity to join her. Just her way of asking if crazy can ever be lovable.
There was no happy ending...
There used to be a monger back at RB who'd write: every time I rub one out, I save $200!
In my case, it should be: every time I avoid Kun Gumiho, I save $250 to be used for some other younger lovely RA!
YEMV
-- Modified on 4/26/2021 11:45:54 AM
Speaking of baseball analogies, you don't seem to have a three-strikes-and-you're-out rule with her. LOL
On the rare occasion I will have two fails with a Kgirl, I will tell them that this will end one off two ways . . . . . Third time's a charm, or three strikes and you're out.
Even with girls I’ve known a while, I give them a break after one chance. If I decide I want to give them another shot I do just that. Give them one more shot.
That said, it only happened once with my ATF. Though I felt bad later when, about a year later, she told me what she’d been going through.
The other time it happened was so long ago I can’t even remember the girl’s name.
Now you have me wondering if I should cut girls more slack.
and that only counts the times he's made mention of them here. I can only imagine how many strikes he really has with her. lol
Yes, it's a rare K-Girl that gets more than one strike with me, and three times is my absolute max.
Miss me?!
Happy Friday my monger brothers!!!
I had a session and big fight with Kun Gumiho on Monday. I know. I know...
Still haven't made my way over to my Queen's...it's good to be bu$y work wise...
👍
Though we enjoy your colorful stories….
Just say no to Gumiho!
I got bored with Twoon's Vampire Girl stories months ago.
I am not bored with Twoon himself, just the never ending stories about this particular woman. Have you ever had a friend who constantly whines about his wife/SO? Reading Twoons constant whinefest about this hooker is having the same effect on me
Sorry Twoon, but someone had to say it.
I think I know who Kun Gumiho is. And have heard of vampire girl from other mongers. Needless to say this thread topic comes as the biggest shock yet
You mean, you know who this particular kgirl twoon calls vampire girl, is? Interesting. I thought she was well retired. And on the older side
I thought the same thing, but I think that Twoon mentioned she was still working at an agency.
Ssssshhhhh, we're hunting wabbits.
Kun Gumiho claims she hasn't worked in six years. She used to own store front parlors in the North Bay. I am of the opinion that she continues to session with at least seven other monger regulars; not counting yours truly. And she's 60+...
My friends are tired of my bitching about Kun Gumiho; I shouldn't expect anything less from my monger brothers!!!!
D'oh
-- Modified on 6/13/2021 7:31:03 PM
I want to say 2on has been paying for the visits, not talking about OTC dating/relationship. If so she clearly has not retired.