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Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 1463 reads
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My Hero's Journey

 

Practice = Improvement

 

 
Usually I pull off my further Adventures in Wonderland like the OLD pre-cuckold James Bond for Queen and country.

 

 
But there was one night in 2018, where I was bumbling Inspector Cluseau of Pink Panther fame.

 

 
Showed up at the venue with five minutes to spare.  New venue but I got this! I thought to myself; after all, I'm Twoontuesday!!  Ha ha yeah right.

 

 

I couldn't find the entrance if my life depended on it.  After fumbling for twenty minutes, the booker was pissed at me and canceled the appointment.  

 

 
With my head hung low and utterly disappointed and embarrassed, I drove the hour home with blue balls and the real concern that I was BL by this Booker....

 

 

Care to share your worst Fail ever my brothers?!

 

 
YMMV

-- Modified on 8/15/2020 7:34:01 PM

coeur-de-lion107 reads

already a few months ago.   Here is the link in case you never saw it. . . . . . . .

Related Link: CDL's biggest fail . . . .

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taquitoguy117 reads

I had used the booker before but it had been a couple of months of not using the agency, saw a pic of a girl who works for them and got an appointment. Drove to love den, texted I was there was told to wait. Text came 5 min later with entry code and room. Entry code didn’t work. Booker said try again. No go. Again. No go. Got kind of uncommon.
Looked back at original text— they had changed locations!  
Violated one of my basic rules in life—- never assume anything. Always read through!  
Booker was upset but said no problem I was good customer.
Embarrassing and lesson well learned

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team_rocket_qwerty125 reads

Usually booker texts you words like location change if you've been at old location enough times. At least that's what I'd get. Especially if it's somewhat far away from the usual location.

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taquitoguy130 reads

Yeah she just texted an address. Nothing about location change but I should have looked...

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Twoontuesday113 reads

It turns out the entrance is on the other side of the building.  There's a guest parking out front that I used.  It would have been better if the booker included in the directions to park out front or around corner and access is go around front to the other side of the building.  Anyway, I sessioned with Haven the next week and she squirted for me.  Whoo hoo Haven!!!!  Her pussy is delicious.  I saw her again soon and standard one shot GFE with me giving her my long version healing Tantra massage. Am I 'missinghavenitis' these days?  I'd love to have session #1 again and #2 was a repeat but #3 was room for improvement and what's all the hype about?!?!?

 

LovelyAngels and Baykisses are no more with the Pandemic in effect.  

 

 
YMMV

-- Modified on 8/19/2020 10:47:55 AM

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CENZO1116 reads

I had a two hour appointment set up with Lohan, but that morning her booker J called and said she had to cancel due to sickness. I was never able to book another appointment since I put her near the bottom of my "to do" list and she retired before I could get back to her. My loss! Moral of the story: Don't assume a hot provider will always be there".

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coeur-de-lion115 reads

You are NOT the guy who married her?  Me neither.  Lol

 
(For non-LA Kgirl fans, Sexy Lohan became a local legend even before she retired.  One of the hardest appointments to get due to the demand.  I learned early on that the trick was to request two hours, and that would get me priority.  After her, I started doing this with all superstars who had this kind of demand.  If you  want to argue that two hours is a waste because you could see two different girls for the same donation, it just means you never saw Lohan.  Lol)

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taquitoguy123 reads

“If you think two hours is a waste....it just means you never saw Lohan”. Truer words were never  written. She was special not just because of the great sex but she had “it”. I was one of her first customers and we always connected. She texted me she was going to retire and wanted to see me before she did, that was great. In the K Girl “ Hall Of Fame” :-)

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carlhungus129 reads

There came a time when I had to start texting Lohan's booker earlier in the day than I was used to doing.  Eventually, I had to reach out in the morning for a same day appointment.

I saw Lohan more than any other K-girl and she is the only K-girl who I ever booked a 2 hour appointment with.  Man, that 2 hour evening was the best!  Very, very memorable in so many ways.

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mingdoy134 reads

I remember seeing her a month prior to her retirement, she mentioned to me, that I was one  better clients, at the time not sure the clarity of that comment, it was her saying to me, thank you for being loyal. I probably saw her an average about twice a week during her service years. Even on my birthday she would give me a free session with her. She'll always be the #1 HOF with me.

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