Cue Fergie's 'Glamorous'
G L A M O R O U S I've been doing some research on YouTube about breaking my trauma bond with vampire kgirl and came upon a video where the creator discussed the English history of the word glamour and it means magic; as in a person's glamour has a magical connotation. Here in 'merica we spell glamour without the u --) glamor. History lesson over. Some of these kgirls are very glamorous...eh, my monger brothers?!-- Modified on 10/29/2020 12:52:54 PM
Pro Monger
Cue America's 'You Can Do Magic'...
Thanks TER for this thread!
Pppsstt, over here! I got something to tell you --) kgirls have magic powers! YEAH!! Really!!! No shit!!!!! Saw a really cool thread from 2016 titled 'GFE Sex Addict'; it started out discussing their magic tricks then quickly derailed into how much money they make and this whole jealousy thing and the hustle.
Magic trick # 1 --) Illusion of Passion (IoP) isn't in the newbie guide but should be. WOW! When it's good, it's feels so real. The monger needs to remember it's a magnificent performance. Your blood's flowing and the dopamine is released and the fantasy is so erotic and exotic! Yahoo!! I credit Jensen with naming this trick.
Magic trick # 2 --) Illusion of Intimacy (IoI) also isn't in the newbie guide but should be. The IoI is what gets us all. I had a discussion with Jensen on another thread about this trick. There are mongers who advocate no more than 3 consecutive sessions in a row with the same RA to avoid falling under this spell.
Magic trick # 3 --) Next Time ('NT') also isn't in the newbie guide but should be. It's the hook in hooker. Early in my mongering days, I'd fall for this spell 80% of the time and dropped some serious dough on next time promises. I'd hit it out if the park with a kgirl luring me into being a regular with next time promises. I got this honeymoon script I like to ask for as my next time promise. I also like orange lipstick makeout and white lingerie. Yummy delicious pussy!!!
What'd I miss??
I got my own magic tricks. I got my 'now you see me, now you don't'. Ha ha
I also give a healing Tantra massage. I paid a kgirl named Ruby at Westside, from 2011 to 2014, to teach me Tantra massage. I had to bring her ice cream for every lesson. I showed up one time and she refused to give me my lesson that day because I forgot to call her and ask her what ice cream to bring. Sigh! I hit the store after the session and come back with her ice cream. All was well after that. At the end of her tour, she told me that I give a magical Tantra massage and to go find a new one hour girlfriend.
What'd I miss??
YMMV
They'll do things most providers won't do for almost nothing. What American blonde hair blue eyed Kansas girl would lick a guy's hairy ass for $280 bucks? Then put on his socks and shoes for him and give him a bottle of water and a mint.
MINT?!!! All of these years I thought I was a VIP!!! I never got a mint, only regifted boxes of chocolates that other mongers paid for. Damn! Another Kgirl VIP illusion shot to hell!!! I’m crushed. Lol
Don't forget the bottle of water. The tell-tale sign that you were just in a K-condo/AMP.
I can't remember the number of times I've seen a guy walking out with a bottle of water in hand. Why I always refuse the water.
I also laugh at guys who bring flowers. Always a chuckle when the girl looks at it like WTF am I supposed to do with this?
I love it when mongers bring chocolate. Nice treat for ME.
It's the half sized bottle that gives it away. lol
And no, mongers should never bring chocolates, they should always bring wine, LOTS of it. It's just one of the benefits of dating a K-Girl, you never have to buy wine, she is sure to have plenty of it around from love lorn clients.
If its one of my regulars, then chocolates WILL do just as well as wine.
LOL, yes the little plastic bottle of water! hahahahaha
It's the half sized bottle that gives it away. lol
And no, mongers should never bring chocolates, they should always bring wine, LOTS of it. It's just one of the benefits of dating a K-Girl, you never have to buy wine, she is sure to have plenty of it around from love lorn clients.
I'm the one that always leaves the water bottle in the elevator.
sag
It was Easter Sunday night in 2016. The legend Bianca gave me two magnificent bbbjtcimws. AWESOME! In between blowjobs, she hand fed me what I swear is a See's chocolate bunny. Thanks to the monger who brought her the chocolate 🐰 earlier that day! Bianca generously shared it with me and it was delicious!! Nice touch.
She hasn't been seen in the Bay Area since that night. Lucky me to catch her on the last day of her tour! If Bianca ever returns, she's a definite recommend!!
YAHOO!!!
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Once you ate the chocolate, the next guy had to settle for rimming her ass. LOL
Delicious Pussy
Did I mention that Bianca's pussy is delicious? Well, she is!!!!!
Rimming is more of an Asian thing tho,Id argue. I've gotten a lot of Chinese and Viet girls munching on my hairy arsehole for a lot less than that. Now, many (but not all) of them were more on a gilf side, but still.
Now I get a dose of hand sanitizer and temperature check with no price increase.
But CDL would even get the RocketBro seal of approval for his post in that thread.
You might be a BPOS, ok you are most DEFINITELY a BPOS, but you may be becoming a rather uniting force around here, despite our disagreements between ourselves we can at least agree on how much we all despise YOU. Thank you for your contribution. ROFL
No, he won't. Just sayin'
sag
I do approve of that post in that thread lol.
In the same thread tho, theres him dissing obama (lol), harpman, and a random poster who was mentioning dirty talk. It's like a full house. Pretty amusing.
Ruby at Westside was Ruby at Rainbow, circa 1999. Double dragon 2000. Did she work at King's? Cant remember. She did do a short stint at Empire. Never Golden Flower. OMG We've both been in that hole. She was legend. And yet, in today's market? She'd be like I love Lucy re-runs. Go figure. She'd have gone for a spit roast, too!
sag
It seems the thread has gone another direction.i would agree that such beautiful providers(kgirls) can sometimes cause havoc with your emotional senses as they can really make you the intimacy of the moment,especially if your have true chemistry with the provider.i know it’s not love but that one hour or so time spent with the right provider can etch into your memory for a long time.than it becomes real after the provider has retired and your back to searching for that next fix.so far only 3 providers has had that effect on me.its something that I will always remember..damn kgirls with their magic!!!
Thanks TER for allowing this thread!
Fiery spirited kgirls can Rock Your World! Whoo hoo kgirls!!
Err, back to magic tricks...
Disappearing Monger --) when I went to session with HaRa, I knew going in that the gate was broken. So I blended in with some incoming neighbors and presto! I'm in! Voila!! One monger back at Neurotic Donkey mentioned I coulda also done a Kung Fu Panda move and climbed over the fence. But that wasn't necessary! I'm thinking the trick will be a lot more challenging while wearing a mask nowadays. But I'm up for it!
Now you see it, now you don't is obviously my cock down the RAs throat. One of my faves and prolly yours too!
Brother Sag knows of my Sifu Ruby who taught me the healing Tantra massage. Seems like he didn't have to bring her ice cream like I did! Lucky man!!! I saw her at an AMP in the North Bay in October 2017. I made an appointment and she remembered me. She shared with me that it just so happened to be her birthday! Classic serendipity! Sweet! Sifu broke out a bottle of Patrone she had received as a birthday gift earlier in the day and treated us to complimentary shots! Kambei!!! What a magnificent session! YAHOO!! Expert table shower and GFE MSOG script!!! A full unrushed hour of pleasure! She looked fantastic! She had her hair cut short and she's slender and oh so sexy. Plenty of dfk and we skipped the massage. Her spots prolly closed now as she worked at storefront AMP on weekends only. If the storefronts ever reopen, I'd like to session with her again.
Soapy shower fun is really awesome but an expert table shower is a nice change of pace. There's a kgirl in the Bay Area who goes by the stage name of Flower. I haven't sampled but she's alleged to provide the Best in the Bay shower routine according to my monger bros back at NotAMPmaps.
Not really a magic trick but I recall posting a thread back at Neurotic Donkey about hoping a particular kgirl will like me. My highly esteemed monger friend, mr.boji, assured me that they'll ALL like me if I present the proper donation amount; d'oh!!!
Here's hoping you sexperience some magic soon my monger bros!
YMMV
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Not sure what RA stands for, fill me in?
Also this is hilarious. KGirls are seriously magicians.
Relaxation Assistant. I think the roots of that expression are from massage parlors.
Your kind words are very welcome!
Thanks Rocketbro for the assist.
RA is an acronym for 'relaxation assistant.' The mongers on RB would refer to the working girls as RAs; I approve.
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Cue Fergie's 'Glamorous'
G L A M O R O U S
I've been doing some research on YouTube about breaking my trauma bond with vampire kgirl and came upon a video where the creator discussed the English history of the word glamour and it means magic; as in a person's glamour has a magical connotation.
Here in 'merica we spell glamour without the u --) glamor. History lesson over.
Some of these kgirls are very glamorous...eh, my monger brothers?!
-- Modified on 10/29/2020 12:52:54 PM
Vampire K-girl put a spell on you.
Cue Screamin' Jay Hawkins:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cdnAUvsw8
Indeed Papa, indeed.
And vampire kgirl is glamorous. I was over at her house last night and we did a little shopping at the grocery store; she was dressed casual but all the guys check her out twice; even with her mask on!!!
DAMN!!! I am smitten by the vampire kgirl kitten 🐈.
Is vampire K-girl a figment of your imagination?
Cue Talking Heads' 'Once In A Lifetime'...
Sigh
The $600 withdrawal yesterday from my checking account proves she's real. Everything else is Further Adventures in Wonderland!!!!!
-- Modified on 10/31/2020 3:31:01 PM
Its more of a fantasy of glamour (I like this spelling - Lol). Heavy theatrical makeup, low-level lighting, and the endorphins produced by our anticipation great sex. All of this makes them much more glamourous than they are in the light of day with no makeup on. When you get OTC time, whether or not she wears makeup when she is off, WITHOUT you asking, is indicative of whether you are in the "friend zone" or she has real-life romantic designs on you. Of course, "outside" makeup will not get the you level of glamour you are used to at the incall, but IMO, its better than no makeup.
Permit me, my monger brothers, the indulgence of reviving perhaps my fave thread since joining TER?
Submitted for your consideration and approval...
I have been asked by many of my monger brothers for an introduction to Kun Gumiho. So sorry no can do my monger brothers.
However, there is a real live Gumiho named 'Tia' at Sweetangels org who charmed one brother out of $17,000 large then split the scene back in 2018.
For those who want to sexperience a 'magical' session, she's a bucket list kgirl. All thanks go to Rocketbro for his continued support and Intel.
Anyone got a TER ID # for Tia?!
Tiana is also a Gumiho; although NOT BSC. Tiana may just be the sexiest kgirl in Wonderland; really! But my Tale of Tiana is for another day and time...
YEMV
-- Modified on 7/17/2021 3:58:19 AM
TER id for Tiana?
Your Massagee GF is a conventional or BSC Gumiho????
As I slowly and reluctantly raise my hand.
Sweetangels.ch
Conventional Gumiho Tiana is TER ID # 320111
A new set up ID # needs to be done for Tia AKA BSC Gumiho Tia. It doesn't look like she had TER reviews back in 2018.
YEMV
-- Modified on 7/18/2021 12:57:15 PM
Thanks, thumbs up!
Tiana TER ID # 320111
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