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Korean Jokes?
Jensen36363 58 Reviews 2084 reads
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So this is a K-Girl forum and largely quiet (other than whining about some events not worth bringing back up) I thought I'd pose the question.

I googled a year or so back and came up with some rather lame results. Mostly language puns on the sound of Korean words to an English ear -- an example below. But I was wondering if anyone know any jokes Koreans might tell one another -- not really looking for jokes about Koreans.

Anyhow, I've not heard this one but seems so obvious that I suspect it's not original. When  Korean first realizes that something is starting to go badly wrong, why do they say 5, 10, 50?

Because it's oh, ship, oh-ship!

There really has to be something better than that around :-)

coeur-de-lion227 reads

don't speak Korean are going to know many Korean jokes.  If the Korean guys want to post jokes in Korean, then the rest of us aren't going to get it.  Anyone who has received texts from a Korean girl using a translator app knows that Korean to English doesn't always translate well, and vice versa.  Did you mean something else entirely?

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BigPapasan384 reads

...everything you ever wanted to know about Asian Cowgirl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y76UbfBr5vo

-- Modified on 4/24/2017 5:18:14 AM

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coeur-de-lion262 reads

since the demonstrations are all by males, wouldn't this be GAY Asian Cowboy?  

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theoldcavalier278 reads

... and most of the examples I came up with just bewilder me. Maybe it would come across better on video, since so much of it is supposedly physical.

I guess I'll just keep pursuing the physical humor of rubbing body parts together.

Related Link: The Quora answer that had me shaking my head

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theoldcavalier328 reads

... which, oddly, I found easier to understand. Maybe because dark cynicism comes easier to me, lol.

Related Link: Political Humor from North Korea

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Jensen36363310 reads

Well I suppose that goes to prove that humor is a tonic -- or highly annoying propoganda ;-)

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mrfisher217 reads

Here's my latest:

Why did Trump's armada sail away from North Korea rather than towards it?

Because our leader's magnificent l powers commanded it to sail away.

 
OK, it's not that funny, but then again they don't pay me that much.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__6P2VK-Qa

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coeur-de-lion283 reads

When they say, "Putting on the dog,"  it has nothing to do with extravagance?

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dancebbq09331 reads

I know its the difference in culture but when sometimes i hang with fobs at a bar the jokes they laugh at are so stupid and make no fucking sense.  Vice versa I show them a scene in Ace Ventura When Nature calls and im crying from laughter and the fobs look like zombies taking a shit or something.

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BigPapasan347 reads

...Will had never tried Korean food before so he wasn't sure what he would order.

Will's friend ordered bulgogi and excused himself to go to the bathroom.  The waiter asked Will what he wanted and Will said: "Just give me a bowl of rice."  The waiter said: "Anything else, sir?"

Not wanting to be embarrassed, Will carefully studied the menu and said: "I'll also have some Jjigae."

When his friend came back, he asked Will what he ordered.  Will said: "I ordered some rice, and I'm getting Jjigae with it."

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