As I was changing over my gym bag, it occurred to me that there are specific things I do to make sure I’m ready for a k-session whenever I get the urge.
Without further ado, here’s my list. I’d love to hear if anyone has any feedback or suggestions. The k-monger’s EDC (everyday carry) * discreetly stored protection - I’m still looking for a more discreet way to store these. They’re just in a slightly hidden pocket inside a small black zippered bag with a few other odds and ends for now.* medication(s) if required - such as: Viagra, Cialis, Tylenol/Motrin/Aleve. I mostly carry the V&C for days when I realize I’m more tired than usual. The anti inflammatories are also just in case items. But they all come in very handy sometimes.
* water - this one is pretty obvious
* electrolytes - if I’ve worked out hard and especially if it’s a warm day, these keep my muscles loose
* vitamins - I use a men’s multivitamin that I take 3 times a day
* discreetly stored cash - always carry enough for my usual 2 hour session in a Storus clip carrying tri-folded bills with hundreds on the bottom, ones on the top. This way it just looks like a short stack of small bills. And it tucks away into my pocket quite discreetly.
* body/hand lotion - I usually prefer things like Cerave that don’t leave my skin oily.
* scent
* deodorant (unscented) - lotion, scent and deodorant are always the same. This way I never walk into a meeting smelling like I just had sex with a slim little k-girl.
* Manicure/pedicure set (clippers and emery board) - we’ve already talked about the importance of this.
* razor
* toothbrush and toothpaste
* floss
* small flashlight like the Olight Baton S1R II. I find it much more discreet than the light on my phone as I can quickly set very low to high brightness as needed and shield the light with my hand quite easily. So, what do y’all think? Have I missed anything? Do you have methods of preparation that negate the need to carry any of the above?
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I also always carry at least one of those individually wrapped disposable toothbrushes that have toothpaste in the brush already for those times I need a very quick brush up.
Listerine spray for the possible dfk at the door
Lotion that smells good (usually for a woman lotion) - rub some around arms, neck, stomach while waiting for the call.
Gas-X for days i feel gassy. If i cant hold my farts i opts for the shower first lol.
Glove compartment stash is definitely a thing. Lol. I also keep my wallet, all ids, any jewelry, nice watches etc all in the car when going for appointment.
Sometimes, in shady places, I feel like I should just take most of the valuables with me lol.
The Cerave that I use works well for this. I use a very light coconut oil spray in the shower before I towel off. Then I finish off with Cerave all over.
This keeps my skin from absorbing odors wherever I go and whatever I do. Even if I end up picking up the smell of strippers and smoke a quick shower and change of clothes (and my usual scent routine) and no one ever knows. The clothes go in a plastic bag and get dropped off at the dry cleaners.
The goal is to be able to go for a session any time I want (though if I can I prefer in the morning) without anyone ever even suspecting that anything is going on. When I show up at a meeting I want people staying on task and not wondering where I picked up that little hint of a party.
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This is impressive. I basically just pack my dick, gum and cash. Sometimes maybe a vape pen.
If I were to visit kgirls in between meetings or during work time, I'd probably do something similar to you, but for the most part I feel like it's a dangerous game (for me) to play, and I want to enjoy sex fully without worrying about shit.
So most of the stuff like brushing, deodorant and such, I just do at home preparing for the appointment. Unless it's a 4 or more girl marathon and Im likely getting food or whatnot in between. Then I also bring my toilettery.
to stick your shirt and pants to the wall at the cheapo places that don't provide hooks?
No, cdl.
Dick is for her mouth
Vape pen is for my mouth
Gum is for both mouths
Funny story about where to stash stuff - I purchased a 'vintage' 911 from a stockbroker (married with a bunch of kids from his FB profile) a few years ago (a '95 C4) and noticed that the leather around the shift boot was a little worn. I'm very familiar with these cars and knew the trick to pop the leather out of the shift boot that gains access to the transmission tunnel.
Lo and behold but a veritable treasure trove of condoms and Viagra all individually wrapped in baggies came spilling out of the boot cover! From the wear on the leather boot cover I could tell he was a pretty active monger 
I love this!
What a great tip. And a funny story to go with it.
Thanks
drove a car that had a well in the trunk for the spare tire, so he kept his hobby supplies in a small pouch under the tire. He told me there is no way his wife would ever lift up that dirty tire to see if there was anything under it. Lol
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I'll bet the condoms in that 911 shift boot crackled when you found them! It gets warm in there ... .
Alas, the Pandemic isn't easing up one bit.
Userbro, great suggestions!
At first I didn't wear my mask from my car to the Magic Door. But, I found on my last outing (not vampire kgirl) that I was sticking out like a sore thumb. So I masked up.
No more weird looks and I fit in everywhere I go.
YMMV
Yup. My experience as well. Unlike pre-Covid, wearing a mask makes people relax and barely even notice you. I’m all for anything that increases anonymity pre and post k-session.
I should have included the mask in the K-monger’s EDC. Good catch.
of someone I saw way back at the start of all this. Probably early April but perhaps late March.
Fully covered, including gloves (I think perhaps even taped to the sleeves of his hoodie), mask (respirator with canister filters), goggles and the hood pulled tight enough to cover everything else on his face. He made me think of Kenny from South Part. LOL
Now, to be honest, he was actually doing things right even though a lot of the press and other public health people were down playing the risk of infection from airborne particles and droplets. Perhaps a bit of over kill in my opinion but clearly one taking the virus serious and protecting himself from it. Still, in my head I kept hearing "They killed Kenny. Damn virus!"
In the spirit of EDC breakdowns as done on YT and elsewhere, here are some of the components of my EDC if anyone cares.
I already listed the type of flashlight and money/card clip that I use.
Manicure/Pedicure set - Germanikure travel set. Manufactured in Solingen, Germany. Includes fingernail and toenail clippers plus emery board in a nice, small pouch. Unlike the stuff you get at most stores, this is a quality set of tools. And takes up very little space.
Vitamins - I use Solgar Male Multiple multivitamins. They include all of the basics for supporting a physically and sexually active male.
Scent - I spent some time with someone who knows scents extremely well. They helped me match my own natural body scent with a long lasting product I can use with my lifestyle. Given how many women respond very positively to my scent, I’d say it was worth the money and time. For me it was important because I am and have been an endurance athlete all my life. I work out a lot. Managing body odor is not trivial with that lifestyle. Having a product that lasts through that kind of activity makes it much easier to come back from a workout or a k-session with a clean, subtle scent. I carry a chapstick sized spray bottle for post mid-day showers.
I know the list is missing a lip balm. That’s a problem I’ve never really solved. Everything I’ve tried so far melts in the car and makes a mess. So, on days I need it I grab some on the go.
Pill container - for vitamins, anti inflammatories, etc I use those little Tylenol chapstick sized tubes with a screw on top.
I use those small plastic TSA compliant containers for my shampoo and lotion on work trips. My longest trips are rarely much more than 2 weeks. So I haven’t run out so far. I’ve gotten used to having a zip lock bag with them at the ready at all times.
I do carry my own shampoo as well. Though it’s not on the original list. It’s Moroccanoil. A number of providers I have met have started using it after meeting me. I guess they must like it.
So, there you go. Have fun.
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I had same problem with lip balm that is stored in the car - use the vaseline lip balm it comes in a tube.
Slightly off topic, I've been blessed that my lips don't need lip balm in bay area weather...however, in climate like New York or Vegas during the winter, it's a must-have.
I use the unflavored lip balm from Bella Esse Naturals. I don't leave it in the car, as I need to use it fairly often in all kinds of weather. The tube is oval, not round like most, so it has a lower profile in my pants pocket.
because you are kissing more Kgirls than your lips were made to handle? If you did less kissing, maybe you could leave it in the car. LOL
1. I'm kissing far too few K-Girls. Kissing doesn't chap. How about you?
2. Leaving it in the car is not a goal; keeping it out of the car avoids a well-known problem.
from eating a lot of Kgirl pussy in one day, but its easy to re-hydrate them by going into round two. Lol
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I don't know, CDL, the concept "kissing too many Kgirls" does not exist in my universe. 
That “kissing more kgirls than your lips were made to handle” seems like a rather exotic evolutionary threshold. Do you think the threshold is different depending on the ethnic background of the girl? Or that there is just some hard coded kissing limit built into each person’s DNA?
I remember a time when I was a relatively young teenager that a couple of the girls at my school (well, one from my school and one a few years ahead of me who was already in high school who took the evening shift) decided I needed what they called “kissing lessons”. They’d each take me for a walk and we’d find some relatively discreet place to hide while they taught me how they liked to be kissed. Though I think they were kinda making it up as they went along.
It was both amazing charity work on their part and a whole lot of kissing every day. Somehow we never found that limit CDL was talking about.
Curious if anyone keeps envelopes on or near them. Or am I the only one that uses them for my appointments?
I can’t remember when I stopped. But I no longer use envelopes at all. I remember asking one girl if she’d prefer I didn’t seal the envelope. She said something to the effect that the envelope was unnecessary since she just had to throw it away anyway.
I started noticing the occasional look of vague annoyance when some girls saw the envelope. So, somewhere in there I just started doing cash on the nightstand. No more vaguely annoyed looks so far.
I can't remember when envelopes were ever a thing for me.
I dont think I've used them once for a kgirl appt. Some independent girls, way back in the day when I seeing them, used to ask for money inside the envelope. But I always hated that. Having money ready inside the envelope is a very clear tell what you're engaging in imo.
Like useryhead said, they're useless for kgirls too. They dump the envelopes right away.
They're still a thing. Many indy girls still specify use of an envelope today. No K-Girls that I can think of, though.
used envelopes, but I don't seal them so the girl can just flip it open and check the amount. I've had some thank me for the unsealed envelope that they can re-use for the house fee at night. I just feel being discreet about the money is a little classier. I'm sure others disagree. Even though I'm often an asshole here, I'm the consummate gentleman with the ladies. The compliment I get most often besides being athletic for an old buy, is "classy." Using am envelope instead of tossing the cash on the night stand or dresser is an expression of that for me.
Agreed. Always have used an envelope and probably always will.
What size envelopes do you use? None of the standard office-store envelopes is a good fit for US bills. Or do you fold the bills?
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Some envelopes made for churches to take offerings can be ordered from the religious-supplies companies that print them. Some of the printed designs are amusing in our context.
envelopes that are about 6.5 inches long. They fit US currency perfectly. I don't know how much you normally tip on top of the posted donation, but if you use 100 dollar bills, each envelope will easily hold a couple thousand dollars.
sometimes on the way to the incall i have to take a dump at a local mcds or ralphs. so need to make sure to wipe my ass nice and clean and its free of any odor or shit stains. cause lets be real paper tissue just doesn't wipe and clean your ass good. and i need to be clean and smell free as i sometimes skip the shower and go over to rimming soon as i step in the incall if the girls is hot.
That is a really good suggestion that never occurred to me!
Thanks
If I had to take a dump at random mcds I'd bring more than baby wipes lol. I usually get rid of stuff in my system way beforehand tho.
But accidents happen.
Like I've said in another thread, one time I had to take a dump in an incall, and it was an urgent one. Was kinda embarrassing, but kudos to the girl for treating it professionally.
I tend to sweat heavily, and (surprise) more so when vigorously exchanging sexual stimulation, so I pack one of those generic terry-cloth sweatbands (for forehead). Especially useful in mish in the later stages of an encounter. Several girls have expressed appreciation for it.
I thought I was bad in the case of sweating but I've never sweated so much that I might drip on the girl or needed a sweat band to prevent that.
I feel a lot better about myself now - LOL (And certainly understand where you're coming from.)
cardio exercise program will move your sweat threshold back an give you more fucking time before you drip sweat in her eyes. The point where you start sweating is a function how fit your heart is, which determines your stamina.
It really, really depends on the person and their body.
Shaq, even during his athletic peak, was sweating buckets. I remember some thot, I think name was superhead, writing a book about all famous guys she slept with and she said Shaq would sweat so much in bed they had to change the sheets several times.
It's all about how your sweat glands respond and your body response, imo. When I was younger, I'd sweat a ton, and I was skinny and would run track. Now, my sweat propensity went down a lot.
If these EDC supplies are being stored in a car, where lip wax melts, worse things than that will happen.
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Condoms do not tolerate hot storage, especially latex and polyisoprene ones. Anything made of rubber is a worry.
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Medications often degrade quickly in hot storage.
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So be careful about your hiding places!
Just transporting in the car. Not being stored there. Except sometimes during a session. But that’s enough to melt lip balm.
While transporting in your car to a session, air conditioning should keep it solid. So just always take your lip balm into your session to avoid melting it? Pants pocket works for me.
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... unless, of course, your K-Girl is hot enough to melt it in your pocket ... .
You take 3 multivitamins a day bro? Jeez lol
Absolutely.
Many vitamins and minerals are water soluble. In other words, they flush right out of your system in about 4 to 6 hours.
Because of this, there are multivitamins specifically formulated so that you can take them three times a day. Solgar Male Multiple is an example. The fat soluble ingredients will be at one third doses since they hang around longer than the water solubles.