I'm new to LA and find out a lot people highly perform K girl special Lohan.
So, I made a call with her. She texted back which need two recent to doer refer (phone)
Now, how I suppose to do

Don't mean to be cruel, but, c'mon, dude, write a grammatically correct, syntactically proper, stylistically clear and concise post, and maybe somebody will help you hop on the Lohan bandwagon.

Me thinks you not smart mindless one.  Corrupted by the darkside you are..

Re-read his post in your best Borat voice and it'll all make sense. He's clearly from glorious land of Kazakhstan.

only then will you defeat the darkside!  

If you are able to manage that, maybe you'll be cleared to book with Lohan.