I actually rarely have it happen to me. Probably because I'm not that big I'm dead average in length and below average in girth.
I do appreciate most kgirls not going overboard and not overacting. In Chinese aamps and storefront amps all I hear is you so big you superman you so strong and moans like it's a porno movie. With kgirls, aside some exceptions (Allie in LA aka Nicole from Violas/LovelyAngels for example is too annoying to me because of that overacting) , it's a lot less overacting. I don't really like fake shit and fake compliments so I appreciate them being pseudo-honest. This doesn't mean they should say I'm small or something like that. Basically, if I see a girl whom I don't consider great looking, I'm not going to say she's beautiful to her - no WAY I'm gonna lie. But I also won't say that I think she isn't beautiful.
Guys, is it just me, or are Kgirls unofficially required to tell every customer how big he is as part of their standard script?
I am by no means a hung giant. 6 and a half inches on my best day.
I usually just laugh it off these days. Which usually confuses them. HAHA. They also like to exclaim their surprise at the size of your load, but even that is not as sure of a bet as the "you so big / you too big" , IME.
What are some other "standard" phrases/topics you've noticed in your mongering experience?
P.S. I am not making this thread as a humblebrag, that would be a douchebag move. And lets be honest there's not much to brag about. I just thought the topic was funny and wanted to get your thoughts.
I usually get
"hmm... cdl much bigger!"
that you're talking about who's claiming to be me with the girls would just stop!!! If they say he's bigger, he's clearly an imposter. Lol
Have you ever noticed that, at the end of the appointment, how many of them will tell you three things they like about you or that they think are great about you?
The one I thought was the funniest was a kgirl in LV who said she loved that I had great hair, a handsome face and a big strong dick. Yeah, only a kgirl would ever say anything like that, right?
I've only been told that once. What I hear most often is about how hard I am.
I actually rarely have it happen to me. Probably because I'm not that big I'm dead average in length and below average in girth.
I do appreciate most kgirls not going overboard and not overacting. In Chinese aamps and storefront amps all I hear is you so big you superman you so strong and moans like it's a porno movie.
With kgirls, aside some exceptions (Allie in LA aka Nicole from Violas/LovelyAngels for example is too annoying to me because of that overacting) , it's a lot less overacting. I don't really like fake shit and fake compliments so I appreciate them being pseudo-honest. This doesn't mean they should say I'm small or something like that. Basically, if I see a girl whom I don't consider great looking, I'm not going to say she's beautiful to her - no WAY I'm gonna lie. But I also won't say that I think she isn't beautiful.
See what I did there?
Kgirls tell you that you are big. Its part of the schmooze. There is no such thing as too small. "So big" doesn't mean anything, either. TOO BIG, means you're only getting a blowjob today. Lol
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LOLLLL YEP!! Its fucking hilarious, I love it. Gotta admit its great for the ego though. It has basically become a meme at this point with me and my monger buddy. We first noticed it back in our AMP days, before I discovered Kagencies and he got married to some ballbuster.
You’re right.
And sometimes, usually with an FOTB, all you’ll get is the big eyes, your money back and shown the door. Or so I hear.
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FOTB?
FOTB = Fresh Off The Boat
Idk, I'm well over 2 inches but I almost never hear this "so big" rhetoric from kgirls, like I've said. And that's great!
You just can't help bragging a little, can you? LOL
You're right, got a little carried away there.
you might have something to brag about.
But please let me know who you have seen if that is the case, I really don't want to be following a guy with a coke can dick. lol
Life would suck if I had a two inch radius dick.
I have known a few guys here that were huge, and they have a hard time with Kgirls unless they are willing to settle for a blowjob. They do better with girls of other ethnicities. Bigger girls who are Black, Brown or White can handle more sausage than the average-sized Kgirl. There is just no market for 5-10, 170 pound Kgirls, so we get VERY FEW. Our 5-10 girls are usually skinny and top out at about 130, but the extra height on a skinny girl will sometimes allow reasonable Magnums. It comes down to HOW big they are. The last thing a Kgirl wants is to take one too big and have to take a day or two off for her pussy to recover. This happened to my Kgirlfriend recently. She did it when she shouldn't have, and took two days off, which means I didn't get any either. Lol
Even the Asian girl peferences and size aside, a two inch radius means the diameter of just under two coke cans. Or just under two baseball bat barrels.
Good luck penetrating any non-fist trained, non-childbirth vagina with that. An average newborn baby head is just over 4 inches in diameter, lol.
Most kgirls are only comfortable with about 6, maybe 7 inches in length. If you’re over 7 your choices begin to dwindle rather rapidly. If they’re FOTB it’s even worse. Odds for a guy over 7 aren’t bad at all with experienced kgirls. Over 75% of them will be fine. (But no vigorous thrusting until the girl initiates it - only a few of even the experienced kgirls will do so if you’re over 7.) With an FOTB girl, your odds vary from 1 out of 3 to about 50/50. If you’re over 8, you have to pretty much limit yourself to girls who advertise PSE. Even then you’re going to strike out about 10 to 15% of the time.
If you’re 8 or over, DT has a completely different meaning. You’ll almost never meet a kgirl who can take you to the base. Even then, they will almost never do it on the first appointment. I only met one who would go for over 8 inches on the first appointment. And she’s not around anymore. In my experience, DT generally means the girl can handle about 5.5 to maybe 6.5 inches. There really should be another category for kgirls who can take more than that down their throat. They are rare.
The above numbers vary considerably (and in the wrong direction) if you’re girthy. But I’m not terribly girthy. So I can’t tell you what that’s like in any detail. I’ve only known one k-monger who was pretty girthy. He had to be happy with DATY and a BBBJ (no DT) when he saw kgirls unless she was a wild thing and in great shape. Generally, he stuck with Latinas. He would have loved to see more kgirls. But his hit rate was too low for him to do it full time.
Still, you don’t have to be terribly girthy to meet a kgirl with a throat too narrow take you down it.
One of the odd things about being a magnum seeing kgirls is that there is a very good chance that, if they are willing to have sex with you, they will tell you “no writing” or “no reviews”. Some of them just don’t want to be known for handling magnums. I mostly stopped running into that problem when I stopped seeing GFE girls though. As noted earlier, PSE girls tend to not have that issue.
Note:
#1 - If you’re over 7 or 8 inches and you want to have sex with Asian girls, you really need to up your DATY game. Once the girl has had an orgasm, lubrication increases and all those muscles get more flexible. With more than a few kgirls you’ll find you need both of those to happen if you want more than a BBBJ and/or a handy.
#2 - You also need to meet new kgirls with an attitude that convinces her you’ll stop immediately if she’s uncomfortable. And that you won’t try anything without a positive signal from her. Otherwise, you’ll only see those big, scared eyes and you’ll be lucky if she’s even willing to play Dodge the Pickle with you.
In my experience, there is only one advantage to being over about 6.5 inches. It means that, for girls who love g-spot stimulation before they O, you can get longer strokes that really activate that g-spot. If she’s one of those, a mushroom head is an asset as well. The rest of the time it is simply more trouble than it’s worth.
Nice writeup. Even at 6 inches, which is dead average, I've found myself a tight fit among some of the kgirls.
I can also attest to gspot stimulation with a shroomhead. Many girls comment on that. I also know that they're not lying because Ive had girls in relationships who loved to grind and stimulate their gspot with the glans edge (there's a word for it but I'm drawing a blank right now)