The award goes to http://bluerocketcharter.com/

Cool site....hope we're not blowing their cover.

Lol.

Holy shit that is a good one... but GFE Investments would like a word...

Can't say I've run into the 'Open Mind' upsell before. Translation?

is willing to consider BBFS on a YMMV basis.  It's not guaranteed, and she can refuse for any reason, but if you want it, and she agrees, you pay $50-$100 more. "Opened Minded" has been in providers advertisements for at least 15-20 years that I know of.  There was a decline at one point because LE was targeting indies advertising this way.  BBFS is viewed by many busybodies in local government as a Public Health issue, so there was an effort at one point to take these ladies out of the business through LE action. Obviously, not a successful effort.  Lol

The best was definitely k-pie. Was honest and straightforward

. . .  her response will be, "I am a certified GFE professional".

This is incredible

You'd think that after all the textual effort on the theme they would have the models in golfing poses and settings.

"... girls pl,aying golf wear too many clothes!" -- seen elsewhere.

Just because the board is really dead.

Oh, it's not my imagination that's lacking!  
That was a direct quote from a porn blogger's tag line; he posts beach girls.  
Tongue-in-cheek both originally and as posted here.