can anyone tell me anything about squiters in north carolina?

... correctly, you'll see that it is a quite popular topic.  Hint, type in "squirters" in the search message field and make sure you change the days from "30" to "300" to give yourself ample reading material!  

BTW, good call on using an alias.  LOL!

No sweetie...but I am a gusher in philadelphia...

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