And can squirt like a drenching fire-hydrand

Piper of Arizona would be perfect for you.  She is officially retired now but does travel around a lot with frequent stops in NYC.  You can search her on TER and email her.  Make sure to bring her a nice bottle of Merlot to share with and to ensure plenty of hydration

Beside being a squirter, she is an awesome provider.  Feel free to PM me for more info.

if you press the right button you will get drenched in lovely.
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