Looking for a FS provider on the Centtral Oregon Coast this Sunday PM

Cousin Big Anaconda once spent almost 10 months in beautiful Oregon doing wilderness photography and traveling all about the Pac NW. Oregon is the only State where BigA never got laid or even a simple BJ. Many of the providers had a diet of IAMs and there was a big LE problem everywhere.

The chances of a bbjteoku or fotc between Seaside and Coos Bay are about the same as Dubya coming up with a unified theory to replace special relativity, or Bubba Clinton truly working for world progress instead of trying to get bbjs.

Don't know why. Never met a really sexy Oregonian female.Lots of the COPs shows were filmed in Portland.

That may be true of the Oregon Coast but it certainly is not true of the Portland area. Plenty of very fine escorts in Portland - in fact I think we have more than our share!